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    I was banned from my Dr's practice over voicemail greeting

    Back in January I received a registered letter from my doctor saying she will no longer be able to serve as my Primary Care Physician. I had just changed my insurance to AETNA and had figured that was the reason. So I quickly change my health insurance back to UHC and figured that was taken care of. Today to my surprise after I scheduled an appointment the previous week I received a call stating that I would not be seen by Dr. Coxey referring me back to the registered letter of January. I queried the girl what the problem was because I had changed my insurance back to UHC. I'm going to refer you to the office manager.

    I was then transferred to voicemail. SNAFU. Then I get another call apologizing that I was sent to the wrong number and I was assured I was being sent to flat dick mike, the office manager.

    Flat Dick Mike then proceeds to tell me that I was determined to be too vulgar and unprofessional to conduct business in their office. I know when I fall off stool and let loose but I for the life of me can remember a pejorative laden diatribe directed at anyone associated with Coppell Family Medical Clinic. He then states my voice mail message as the culprit. I told him that having that message in excess of 15 years and no one complained in that time while Dr. Gelman was my physician. I also told him that message was the result of the previous owner of the telephone number was a drug dealer. He asked why not change the number to which I said my choice of what I do.

    So now I'm in the market for a new PCP. I just looked up the Hippocratic oath and there was no exclusion for bigots. You can be a baby raping, drug snorting, murdering burden on society but don't be no Bigot.

    I feel when others pay for my phone bill then they can dictate what content goes on my voice mail message. My only solace is knowing I got to some thin skinned nigger in their practice.

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    What is the content of your voice mail message? We would love to hear it

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    2nd thought
    Last edited by zagnut; 02-28-2018 at 02:12 PM. Reason: 2nd thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by zagnut View Post
    2nd thought

    I just listened to it.... fucking hilarious man

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    Quote Originally Posted by zagnut View Post
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    OK now you just HAVE to post a .wav file of that message here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal mother View Post
    OK now you just HAVE to post a .wav file of that message here.

    You'll love his message, it's spot on and cracked me up. He's a true plantation whip cracker in my book

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    Waiting.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    Waiting.....
    Waiting, too.

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    I don't think he will upload it or give out his phone number publicly. Bummer, because it was damn hilarious

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    so the rest of us will never know....

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    Probably the same kind of cuck doctor that will demand to know how many guns you own and who you voted for. A good doctor would consider working on niggers to be veterinary work.
    islam (is-LAHM) n.
    1. The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.

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    Would a redacted transcript still convey the humor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Man View Post
    -Maybe possible radio show material if we can get it up and running again and it his message can be edited to protect his privacy?

    I actually sent him a PM asking for permission to call his phone number again and record the message. I said I would edit out anything that would compromise his identity.

    Still haven't heard back from him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraken View Post
    I actually sent him a PM asking for permission to call his phone number again and record the message. I said I would edit out anything that would compromise his identity.

    Still haven't heard back from him.
    I'm sorry I,ve created so much consternation and suspense. I have approved to Kraken to play the message on Dindu. Enjoy guys.

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    I feel when others pay for my phone bill then they can dictate what content goes on my voice mail message.

    Damn skippy. !

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    Consternation beez rayciss.

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    I would be tempted to report this to the state's professional licensing bureau. I'm pretty sure that you cannot be denied healthcare over a voicemail greeting. Can't wait to hear it, by the way.

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    I got permission from Zagnut to call his number again and record the voice mail message. I will be doing that and uploading it today.

    So stay tuned planters.... it's a hoot for sure

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    OK... here it is planters, the much waited for VM message from Zagnut......... enjoy

    VM.Message.wav




    A BIG shoutout to Zagnut for letting me post this.

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