Dumbass of the Week Goes to....(or, How to Turn a Misdemeanor Into a Felony)

[SC Anemia]

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to bring you're cocaine with you to traffic court.

(video at the link)

What started off as a minor traffic violation for an Ohio man quickly turned into a major felony when he dropped a bag of cocaine in court Tuesday.

Loraine resident Lamar Reed approached the bench to make a plea on a traffic ticket. When he took his hat off before the judge, a bag of cocaine suddenly fell out of his hat and landed on the floor, according to media outlets

https://www.google.com/amp/www.ajc.c...ufTtN/amp.html

[IseDaDiva]

Awww - say it ain't so!

[justin igger]

How dat get up in dere?

[Boy]

Dat bitch hoe of mine dun planted it on muh

[spookavoider]

A friend of mine was a bailiff in the same county I worked in for many years. The stories he told of niggerosity in the courtroom were something else. Everything from possession to concealed weapons, to attempted muh-dikkings. You name it, a nigger probably tried it, even in a courtroom.