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    Gul Dukat
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    Blue Hair SJW- my theory

    It seems that many social justice warriors have dyed their hair blue. It could be that it's not just a fashion statement, but a warning marker for normal people.

    Blue is used as a marker, since blue is not an usual color in animals in the wild, it stands out.

    My theory, is that mother nature has installed a switch in some animals to display blue colors if they do become toxic.

    So how does this relate to social justice warrior? Their mental faculties have become eroded, they lack reasoning skills, they are easily provoked.

    All of that turns on the blue switch unconsciously, they then dye their hair, it's a warning sign saying do not approach.

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    Buckshank
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    A pretty sound theory, Gul. The SJW clan does blue, pink and fire red. Those are usually the obscene colors used to warn an intelligent creature.

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    justin igger
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    Kind of like those brightly colored poison frogs.

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    Kind of like shit colored skin being a warning about the nature of niggers.
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    They come in an assortment of bright colors. Get a load of this SJW, calls it's self - Rainbow Snatch

    The Toxic Gash would be more fitting.

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    Gul Dukat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraken View Post
    They come in an assortment of bright colors. Get a load of this SJW, calls it's self - Rainbow Snatch

    The Toxic Gash would be more fitting.

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    You know that Rainbow Snatch is Milly from Infowars right, that's a character she plays.

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    I remember being taught many years ago that when it came to survival and eating critters you'd find in the wild in the absence of real food, that you were to avoid any brightly colored things that were alone and out in the open without worry, because 99% of the time, they were deadly.

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    I know that chicks who do that 2 toned black and blond thing with their hair are mostly dykes. My ex got talked into that hairdo by a hairdresser some years ago and ugly dykes were hitting on her everywhere she went. I told her that it was was because of her dyke do. She went out and got a kit and dyed her hair back to solid brown real quick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gul Dukat View Post

    So how does this relate to social justice warrior? Their mental faculties have become eroded, they lack reasoning skills, they are easily provoked.

    All of that turns on the blue switch unconsciously, they then dye their hair, it's a warning sign saying do not approach.
    I like your logic Mr. Dukat, and I think that such bright colors make a great contrast against my front-sight
    As my old sergeant used to say, "Kid, what is the point of being a nigger, if you can't be stupid."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy Montag View Post
    I think that such bright colors make a great contrast against my front-sight

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    I thought you would appreciate that

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    That's a good theory for sure. Most people that dye their hair those weird colors are lefty loons.

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