Brotha Don't Know What Hit Him

[Chimpwhipper]

A friend's son-in-law is an electrician and was working in a nigger shithole community somewhere in South Carolina. A nigger walked up behind him and said, "Gibs me yo' money."
The white boy swung around and hit the nigger as hard as he could with his toolbox. Nigger was knocked unconscious and is probably still lying in the ditch where he fell.

[Gul Dukat]

I'll take your coconut skull and raise you () one tool box.

[Tar Remover]

A friend's son-in-law is an electrician and was working in a nigger shithole community somewhere in South Carolina. A nigger walked up behind him and said, "Gibs me yo' money."
The white boy swung around and hit the nigger as hard as he could with his toolbox. Nigger was knocked unconscious and is probably still lying in the ditch where he fell.

HA! Good. That's hilarious! Buy him a beer for me! And one for yourself also! Let's hope he never leaves that ditch.