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Six world leaders are on a private jet.
Trump, Trudeau, May, Macron, Merkel and Putin.
During the flight both engines fail.
As the plane goes down the pilot says to take the parachutes and jump out the door.
Trump, Merkel, Putin, Macron, May, all take theirs and jump.
As Trudeau goes last, he says to the pilot, "sorry there's none left" and jumps.
The pilot says sarcastically,- "the brains of Canada, just took my back pack."
Last edited by Gul Dukat; 01-01-2018 at 01:32 AM.
I love that variant of the old joke. Even better if Trump, Putin and the pilot were the last ones, Trump said to them to take the last two parachutes, and the pilot replies, "Don't worry, we have plenty, the others took backpacks."
We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
I like the classic one about Jessie the smartest person on earth variant better :p.
Good one.Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman
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