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    Flex tape commercial idea.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xzN6FM5x_E

    He should have a nigger sow lying there and slamming a big piece over the muh pussy or Chuck Schumers mouth .

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    You're telling me that I've spent the last few months stripping my basement walls and floors back to bare concrete in prep for DryLok paint, when I could have just slapped this shit all over the place!?!?!?



    Actually niggers should cover their monkey faces with this stuff, sealing every orifice airtight.

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    My dad tried to use that flexseal on a cracked leaking concrete porch above his kitchen. It doesn't do shit.

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    I guess there is nothing that would ever close up a niggerss muh pussy.

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    Hey, Flex Tape is the right color for slapping over a noisy nigger's screeching chicken slot.

    I can just see the Ad.

    "We slapped Flex Tape over this obnoxious nigger's noise hole. Listen to that! Blessed silence!"
    islam (is-LAHM) n.
    1. The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.

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    TeeVee free for 3 (4?) years now. Out at the tavern a couple months ago to get some take out for dinner. Saw the ad for this stuff on one of the 10 Boob-tubes........ All I could do was shake my head in disbelief....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernie Goetz View Post
    I guess there is nothing that would ever close up a niggerss muh pussy.
    I've heard that cauterizing them with an oxy-acetylene torch works pretty well. Smells like hell, but works...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    I've heard that cauterizing them with an oxy-acetylene torch works pretty well. Smells like hell, but works...
    That would be a dirty job.

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    So... Electrical tape rebranded? If I had a hold in my roof I would fix it. Not nigger rig it with tape.

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    It's made out of thinly sliced nigger flesh. No wonder the shit doesn't work...........

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