The 12 Days of Kwanzaa

[Rape Ape]

It's that time of year again!


On de Fuss' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Uh bucket uh KFC.

On de Sednuh' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC

On de Thud' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Tre' bags uh Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Fofe' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Fif' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Sis' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Sis' stolen bikes,
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Sebbum' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Sebbum' pair uh Nikes,
Sis' stolen bikes,
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Aiff' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Eigh' pounds uh jenkem,
Sebbum' pair uh Nikes,
Sis' stolen bikes,
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Nahn' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Nahn' nigs a chimpin',
Eigh' pounds of jenkem,
Sebbum' pair uh Nikes,
Six stolen bikes,
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Temf' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Tayun' baby daddys,
Nahn' nigs a chimpin',
Eigh' pounds of jenkem,
Sebbum' pair uh Nikes,
Six stolen bikes,
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

On de Lebbum' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Lebbum hongree niglets,
Tayun' baby daddys,
Nahn' nigs a chimpin',
Eigh' pounds of jenkem,
Sebbum' pair uh Nikes,
Six stolen bikes,
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC,

(Booming cRap "music" for the last stanza)
On de Twef' Day uh Kwanzaa Obama gib' muh dat:
Twev' outstandin' warrants,
Lebbum hongree niglets,
Tayun' baby daddys,
Nahn' nigs a chimpin',
Eigh' pounds of jenkem,
Sebbum' pair uh Nikes,
Six stolen bikes,
FIIIIIIIVVVEEE GOOAALLLD TEEEEEFFS!, (Nigger choir to booming cRap "music")
Fo' spinnin' rimz,
Tre' bags o' Skittles,
Two bat wings,
An' uh bucket uh KFC.

[justin igger]

I would attempt this one but all the karaoke versions of this song have annoying backing vocals.

[soundwave]

Thank you Rape Ape I have it recorded on my answering machine.