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    justin igger
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    Monkeys raping deer a new cultural tradition

    A monkey or a nigger will muh dick anything that sits still long enough.

    13 successful interactions of an apparently sexual nature were recorded between monkeys and deer between early November 2014 and January 2015, involving five adolescent females and a total of 258 mounts.
    Do they actually have scientists sitting out there watching monkeys fuck deer and tabulating it?

    This behavior is so close to nigger that I'm not sure who tried it first.

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    That explains it , today I was looking outside and I saw a big deer climb a tree .

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    Quote Originally Posted by justin igger View Post
    ...Do they actually have scientists sitting out there watching monkeys fuck deer and tabulating it?
    My tax dollars at work, of course
    As my old sergeant used to say, "Kid, what is the point of being a nigger, if you can't be stupid."

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    Maybe the scientists need to check their glasses. I'll bet it was actually niggers and not monkeys. It can be hard to tell at a distance, or even fairly close.

    If so, the poor monkeys are owed an apology.
    islam (is-LAHM) n.
    1. The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.

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    No fuckin' way! It HAD to have been niggers!

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    Worse yet, some seem to be converting to Islam as well.


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