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    Oil drillers piss me right off

    I was on a flight last week from Jamacia, Miss Chimpout was scheduled to go one way, Fly back as just a passenger, We got 4 days over there, in a decent hotel, was alright.

    Our flight back. The...
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    She is doing well. She just found the niggers...

    She is doing well. She just found the niggers funny. She said as they were leaving she is upset the zoo had to go.

    She had reconstruction surgery but needs more this august. Our employer are...
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    Future Felon at the pharmacist

    As some of you know. Miss Chimpout tore her ACL last year.

    We was in A&E as her leg gave way and we were worried her ACL had torn. Luckily it hadn't. She has pulled a muscle. We got given a...
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    Martians dey be raysis!

    Martians dey be raysis!
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    I picked her up and her friend up because the...

    I picked her up and her friend up because the nigger revenue inspectors told her her ticket wasn't valid (its a season ticket so it is!)

    Miss Chimpout is upset that she couldn't avoid the groid....
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    Nigger ticket inspectors

    Miss Chimpout was going for an afternoon with friends she has not seen in a while. She dressed to kill and I was gutted it was girls only as I couldn't stop looking at her.

    She said she would get...
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    Ms Chimpout said when we were up there later that...

    Ms Chimpout said when we were up there later that the last time she saw niggers move so quickly was when she was on a flight and yt was going to get off before them
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    Cat 5 Chimpout

    This isn't my video, but we were in the area when this happened.

    On Friday, we were in the city centre because Ms Chimpout needed some new clothes and other bits, We were walking from one of the...
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    Yeah MPs wrangled them I was at our base...

    Yeah MPs wrangled them

    I was at our base today and asked what happened to the monkeys. They were sent back to Apefrica after immigration decided they were not eligible for entry.
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    Thank you! Not flown since the incident, First...

    Thank you!

    Not flown since the incident, First flight is to Ghana, Ms. Chimpout is off to New York.
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    In terms of a Ryanair landing it's heavy and...

    In terms of a Ryanair landing it's heavy and fast. Ryanair will often declare a fuel emergency as it gets them priority plus the fact they load the minimum required fuel.

    Shitskins were arrested...
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    Shitskins have a use

    Hey everyone!

    Long time no speak!

    Don't worry I'm not going liberal

    As some of you may know I started a new job flyin' planes. I used a scheme aimed at shitskins to fly yt juju machines...
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    Scare the spooks more, hand them a job application

    Scare the spooks more, hand them a job application
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    I enquired with someone I know at the bus...

    I enquired with someone I know at the bus company, the pet hasn't been since, and the depot (only one for this company) is now fully human again.
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    Got a nigger in trouble

    Ms Chimpout needed to go get her covid vaccine. She said "lets go to the pub after it and have dinner and a few drinks", sure why not.

    We get the bus, because as a responsible human I do not drink...
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    Bit harsh on the aircraft

    Bit harsh on the aircraft
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    We are back. I never realised how fuxated it...

    We are back.

    I never realised how fuxated it has got down there. We picked a hotel in a really nice part of London (Docklands) and thought it would be nigger free (At least in the hotel, there are...
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    Adding to this, Metro Bank in the UK uses a London call centre staffed exclusively by niggers

    AMEX in the UK seem to have many niggers working for them now
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    She is off work still, today is her birthday so I...

    She is off work still, today is her birthday so I said we will be tourists in London. Didn't realise this upmarket hotel attracted niggers. The tube was full of looksatme and gibsmedat.

    Glad we...
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    Niggers delayed my flight because they're niggers...

    Niggers delayed my flight because they're niggers and tried stealing something or had Jenkem in their bag or tried much dicking something.

    Regardless the plane was struggling with half of Nigeria...
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    Some pictures. My flight is full of them ffs ...

    Some pictures. My flight is full of them ffs

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    We have a fellow chimper who works at the staff...

    We have a fellow chimper who works at the staff here. Sending niggers the wrong way.

    Keep doing the good work.
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    At Manchester Airport

    Currently experiencing monkeyshines at Manchester Airport.

    Will update more soon but needless to say I love airport's and niggers are spoiling it today.

    Got a sowpottomus next to me and...
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    Back in hospital, they had her in operating on...

    Back in hospital, they had her in operating on her leg yesterday.

    I haven't been able to see her since the operation :(
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    Yesterday we went to the pub (her idea) because...

    Yesterday we went to the pub (her idea) because she has only been out to the hospital, physio or the chemist.

    We lasted all of 2 hours, she was on the mocktails (She did have a sip of a wine and...
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