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  1. I'm guessing the school board wouldn't be too...

    I'm guessing the school board wouldn't be too happy with my ride home from work yesterday....
    :bugeye
  2. The mule has sexier legs, is prettier and smells...

    The mule has sexier legs, is prettier and smells better.
    The ratchet is built like a sumo wrestler, but somehow elevates that tree trunk leg.
    :bugeye
  3. Buffarilla conflicts - no different, here, on a...

    Buffarilla conflicts - no different, here, on a subway platform - than they are at an African water hole.
    Fat, black and ugly prevails, the younger sometimes wins...
    :bugeye
  4. What a great place Baltimore would be, if all the...

    What a great place Baltimore would be, if all the niggers were cleaned out of there. Considering what a great
    harbor it is, it would make a perfect spot to load up the back to Africa barges, and get...
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    Rah, Rah, Sis, Boom, Bah ! A nigga just shot at...

    Rah, Rah,
    Sis, Boom, Bah !
    A nigga just shot at us from that there car !
    :bugeye
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    Jigs have no concept that anyone else is alive,...

    Jigs have no concept that anyone else is alive, and that people with jobs have to multi-task when they're shorthanded.
    We had a matrix switcher set up, and labeled, to enable customers to select and...
  7. I keep an SKS right by the front door, for just...

    I keep an SKS right by the front door, for just such occasions. It doesn't hurt to leave it loaded,
    and extra 10 shot stripper clips are very compact and handy. That SUV would be easy meat,
    and...
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    My wife left her SUV with one of the windows half...

    My wife left her SUV with one of the windows half down, one night. The next morning, I see a collection
    of CDs, a headset, and various other odds and ends - on the hood of her vehicle. Inside,...
  9. I've bounced at clubs, and got good at exiting...

    I've bounced at clubs, and got good at exiting people out the door without hurting them, but removing
    females was always tricky. You kind of had to keep your arms and hands overhead, and herd them...
  10. How many niggers are in prison, over $5 worth of...

    How many niggers are in prison, over $5 worth of fast food ?
    Or a $20 bag of weed ? One never knows, do one ?
    :bugeye
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    I was a stereo salesman in the '70s, on draw vs....

    I was a stereo salesman in the '70s, on draw vs. commission, meaning I didn't get paid unless I sold. I demonstrated every combination
    of equipment in the store, for a half hour straight, for some...
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    Bogan probably used his radiator hose on the...

    Bogan probably used his radiator hose on the wrong sheboon, and got ebola, and/or monkey pox.
    Sounds like your location is wide open for a nice Jenk Bar.....
    :bugeye
  13. The sprog hung itself, in the mammy's nigger...

    The sprog hung itself, in the mammy's nigger nest, so it should be impossible for the shyster to sue the school.
    But because we're talking niggers, and the taxpayers are a bottomless pit of gibs for...
  14. Toofy spookamoor Mayor Eric Adams had tough words...

    Toofy spookamoor Mayor Eric Adams had tough words for Queens cops on his first day on the job, warning the bad apples that he’ll bounce them from the NYPD if they’re “abusive to my community”. ...
  15. There was a hideous sheboon on The First 48, who...

    There was a hideous sheboon on The First 48, who stabbed her "boo" right through the heart. She said
    "I wuz just tryin' to scurr him" and "I just poked him wid it". No Shaquanda, you stuck a knife...
  16. A guy I knew had a North American Arms .22 magnum...

    A guy I knew had a North American Arms .22 magnum two shot derringer, and he had a holster that looked exactly like a wallet,
    except it had a hole in the side for your trigger finger. I heard he...
  17. It would be great, if Joy Reid, and Yamiche...

    It would be great, if Joy Reid, and Yamiche Alcindor, had to share a dung hut in the Congo,
    after getting deported there for un-American activities. They could fight over who gets the
    best log to...
  18. It's an actual publication, put out by the...

    It's an actual publication, put out by the Associated Press. It used to contain only linguistic form and phraseology suggestions,
    but now delves into what woketurds consider acceptable content, and...
  19. And I'd make it fun for my crack nursing staff,...

    And I'd make it fun for my crack nursing staff, by playing Highway To The Danger Zone, and having a yellow
    helmet and vest for the nurse who's directing the launch. Lots of high fives in my DR, of...
  20. Blacks are not exactly noted for their winter...

    Blacks are not exactly noted for their winter survival skills and navigational abilities.
    People from India have dark skin, but are far smarter than any nigger. Or so I thought....
    :bugeye
  21. The Soviet Union collapsed without the government...

    The Soviet Union collapsed without the government firing shot, but Creepy Joe is all in on using strike aircraft and nukes on US citizens.
    He is a dangerous totalitarian pedophile.
    :bugeye
  22. Ever notice how sheboons bounce right back up,...

    Ever notice how sheboons bounce right back up, after getting floored by a stiff punch ?
    That comes from experience, and having only a stem, where a brain should be. A NYC ESU cop
    told me do not...
  23. Feed that thing to Mike Tyson's tiger, before it...

    Feed that thing to Mike Tyson's tiger, before it gets any more dangerous.
    :bugeye
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    She should have killed her mammy instead, for...

    She should have killed her mammy instead, for naming her "Phylesia".
    They must have had a Colt 45 malt likka vending machine in the delivery room.
    :bugeye
  25. Is there a gold medal for that ? Oh yeah......Kim...

    Is there a gold medal for that ? Oh yeah......Kim Kartrashian won it 9 times.
    :bugeye
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