The picture says it all.

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Mainstream headline: "Akron man faces 2 charges in connection to death of 13-year-old Melanie Elkins."

The real story: The rape ape was abusing the corpse and had 309-page criminal history in Ohio...

Hopefully this groid now matches his favorite kinda chiggun: extra crispy. And I love how they say "alleged" when it's caught on video.

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I'm frankly amazed that this even happened on a college campus. Congrats to the Campus Police. Their primary job is to keep students safe, not make guilty locals feel good about...

You just make up whatever logic you can to feel better about yourself.


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But this one beats the hell out of me.



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The name is just something else on top of all it. It took me a minute to actually figure what it was supposed to be.

Always looking for a way to get more handouts.

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Reporting in from the Chimpout Command Center in lovely Charleston, SC! I've been visiting this page off and on for the last few years, through all it's different versions. :thumb I think this is my...