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  1. To my knowledge, they don't even use knives at...

    To my knowledge, they don't even use knives at all there. All the food comes prepared in plastic bags so all the lazy stupid t-nigz have to do is open and dump. They do this for profit and...
  2. That won't be the only thing hard on his face or...

    That won't be the only thing hard on his face or ass after sentencing.

    Grape jelly to go with that salad, nigger?
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    Oh, they'll stuff him all-right. They'll stuff...

    Oh, they'll stuff him all-right. They'll stuff his black ass into an EMPTY box and send his family a bill for the bullet and the box.

    I hate communism in all it's forms but I've gotta hand it...
  4. It's called ghetto lobster foie gras (AKA foie...

    It's called ghetto lobster foie gras (AKA foie groid), and it's a delicacy amongst discerning nigger foodies. The lobster is force fed grains (in the form of malt) until it has a fatty liver which...
  5. My VA counselor said it was probably the result...

    My VA counselor said it was probably the result of PTSD (Primate Token Spota Disodah) due to having to deal with inept, feckless personnel who weren't supposed to be in any position of responsibility...
  6. 2008 and nothing has changed on me except the...

    2008 and nothing has changed on me except the circumference of my head. For some reason my hats keep getting looser and the top of my head seems to hurt if I've been out in the sun too long. I...
  7. Film all their executions by firing squads using...

    Film all their executions by firing squads using lard tipped bullets and post that shit on youtube. That'll slow'em down.
  8. On the spot via airmail. Since that will...

    On the spot via airmail.

    Since that will never happen, charge as follows:
    1. Interference with a flight crew.
    2. Assault and battery on a flight crew.
    3. Breach of peace.
    4. Willfully...
  9. I went to go on base tonight to go to the Navy...

    I went to go on base tonight to go to the Navy Exchange. It took me twenty minutes to get on base with traffic backed up 1/2 a mile at least. When I got to the guard shack, I asked what was up with...
  10. Gotcha. It's not as clear as mud, just kind of...

    Gotcha. It's not as clear as mud, just kind of murky then. I've done the same thing myself - just didn't know there was a law about it.;)

    I'll reserve judgment until I see the rest of his page.
  11. Damn straight! Let's break that down here... ...

    Damn straight! Let's break that down here...

    Jewish neighborhood:
    1. Quiet especially on weekends (sabbath)
    2. In bed by 2000
    3. Neighborly, friendly
    4. Well kept property and therefore...
  12. I doubt this felon factory can read anything much...

    I doubt this felon factory can read anything much less a paper and sure as shit doesn't subscribe to one.
  13. Either way, really...

    Either way, really...
  14. I'm not a glutton by any means but have enjoyed...

    I'm not a glutton by any means but have enjoyed some buffets for the chance to sample a little bit of everything but not too much of anything.

    I've noticed for years that all you can eat buffets...
  15. Did he just give that deer the shocker???

    I do believe that's called "the shocker." Is that what he just did to that poor doe?
    Oh wait, I see it was a buck. Well that's f'd up even worse...10262
  16. Culpability to rape should be a charge even if...

    Culpability to rape should be a charge even if these animals never knew each other.
  17. Well, shit! I did it anyway. I guess it was the...

    Well, shit! I did it anyway. I guess it was the trainwreck effect - You don't want to look, but you just have to.

    WTF is with that whore's ET fingers and botched boob job.

    One of the comments...
  18. Am I missing something here? The first thing I...

    Am I missing something here? The first thing I though was not so fast when I read the fine print:

    "Description: This is not meant to be racist, I'm just making fun of how incredibly racist that...
  19. Prudent move were it not for the fact that even...

    Prudent move were it not for the fact that even if it was a teenig, it might just end up shitting out another one continuing the cycle.

    Oh yeah, there is also the matter of

    IT'S STILL...
  20. GAF meter

    Might I suggest the following?

    10257

    Click on gifs:
    10259

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    The last is my personal favorite. Maybe we could have them added?
  21. Never trust a guy with a porn stache or porn...

    Never trust a guy with a porn stache or porn stash.
    10256
    They either want to screw you or kill you. Maybe both - in no particular order.

    The bitch part is, the instructor will probably be...
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    saingin niggers

    I propose the following exceptions:

    1. Singing like a canary after nigger crime. These pieces of shit refuse to dime out a nigger under any circumstances even when it's a drive by that kills day...
  23. My understanding of the word "niger" comes from...

    My understanding of the word "niger" comes from of all people, dune coons. They called them niger which meant "mud people" in the Mesopotamian basin at the time.
  24. I've spoken to many professionals in my lifetime...

    I've spoken to many professionals in my lifetime who have all told me one thing in common respective of their careers and lives.

    Plumbers have the leakiest pipes.
    Electricians have the most...
  25. Back in /98 had a Saudi Air Force dune coon...

    Back in /98 had a Saudi Air Force dune coon living next door to me in the barracks while stationed in Biloxi. This POS chain smoked 5 packs a day (big no no) inside his non smoking room. The cloud...
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