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  1. Not true. A small percentage of them can count...

    Not true. A small percentage of them can count to twenty if they take off dey jordans!

    Curiously, dropping trousers doesn't get them to twenty one. They immediately loose count and focus on...
  2. I take turmeric for arthritis. It helps with...

    I take turmeric for arthritis. It helps with inflammation. I eat a lot of garlic which promotes the immune system responses - It helps prevent and shorten colds and flu symptoms. I take ginger...
  3. Wow. Her eloquent argument has swayed my...

    Wow. Her eloquent argument has swayed my opinion. I believe her to be spot on but I believe she must sell her case to the Chinese government first. If she can, we should match every dollar they...
  4. I meant to say haven't seen a human ride a bus in...

    I meant to say haven't seen a human ride a bus in ages. *&^%!!! How the hell did I do that??? I know I was distracted by family stuff at the time I was typing, but shit!!! I guess you knew what...
  5. Well, that's a given. We're talking about...

    Well, that's a given. We're talking about Nigtroit here....
  6. Yet another of the 98 percent that have...

    Yet another of the 98 percent that have underlying health problems. In this case, it wasn't underlying - more like overlapping. It's chin overlapped it's chest, it's gut overlapped it's dikk etc.
    ...
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    Looks like he's staying home - safe and sound. ...

    Looks like he's staying home - safe and sound. Well, except from getting HPV, herpeghonnasyphilaids, TB or whatever that beast is going to give him. He might get lucky and not suffer. When that...
  8. It's not enough to spray for roaches and other...

    It's not enough to spray for roaches and other vermin. You must remove their food source. Stick a fork in SA. They're done!

    Maybe if CAPEtown was named after this they wouldn't be having this...
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    I had to look twice at that pic. It looks at...

    I had to look twice at that pic. It looks at first glance like the oil field and the sprog on either side of the cuck are about to impale his face and upper torso with their niggasaurus hayed...
  10. GAF GIF loading... 11049 They should try...

    GAF GIF loading...
    11049

    They should try sending their dead to the Ukraine. I hear there's plenty of asslifter graveyard space on the banks of the CRIMEA RIVER!!!
  11. I'm surprised that fugly burner's fo-hayudd isn't...

    I'm surprised that fugly burner's fo-hayudd isn't covered with scars. She must go to extra lengths to make sure all of her kitchen cabinet doors above eye level are always closed so she doesn't bump...
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    https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http...

    https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimg01.deviantart.net%2F7d04%2Fi%2F2013%2F032%2Ff%2F4%2Fshh____no_more_tears___by_s_anita_rium-d5i726d.jpg&f=1&nofb=1


    If they hear you...
  13. :rofl:rofl BWWAAAHAAAHAHAAA! Yep! I think a...

    :rofl:rofl
    BWWAAAHAAAHAHAAA!

    Yep! I think a Borg cube might just come flying out of it's wormhole and assimilate us.

    Is it sitting in the car or is the car just stuck in a stationary orbit...
  14.  He heard about "don't ax, don't tell" and...

    

    He heard about "don't ax, don't tell" and wanted to be surrounded by awl dem menz. Silly nigger - that's what NU is for.
  15. That doesn't even qualify as a conspiracy theory....

    That doesn't even qualify as a conspiracy theory. There's not even one dot to connect much less two. It's shit like this that gives us tinfoil hat wearing folk a bad name. :lol

    P.S. Sand...
  16. 11045 ...

    11045


    http://www.chimpout.org/forum/image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAhwAAAIqCAYAAABv3ZPMAAAgAElEQVR4XuxdB4AVRdKuhSXnqIKKiaiov kUE2JARcWI3qkoYLrzzOH0zIiABMWccwIVE...
  17. NOW it makes sense!!! You may have missed your...

    NOW it makes sense!!!

    You may have missed your calling. Did you ever think of getting a job writing for Cliffsnotes? Maybe an ebonics version to help the niggers with their homework. JK, I know...
  18. They will return the nigger minus whatever juju...

    They will return the nigger minus whatever juju parts they need for magic. Then they will dig it up after a year to dance with it. Yep, I'm afraid it's a real thing and may well be the next REAL...
  19. Hey, daftz nopt fummy. Immuh pwetty pwincess. ...

    Hey, daftz nopt fummy. Immuh pwetty pwincess. My momma'nemz tolt me so. I'm axually bewwy smardt. I can count all duhh wayz to blue!

    ...
  20. ^^^Dammit snake! Here, I made you a list: ...

    ^^^Dammit snake!

    Here, I made you a list:

    Quotation Marks
    Apostrophe
    Hyphen
    Brackets
    Parentheses
    En Dash
  21. ^^^Do you need more electrolytes?

    ^^^Damn it snake, we've been over this! You're making us all look like idiots by association. I've got two words for you and I've even included the definitions. The first is what your post is, the...
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    ^^^ Yeah, I'm wondering if this guy is for real...

    ^^^ Yeah, I'm wondering if this guy is for real or what. He needs to put the pipe down or something.

    11044

    It's been, what,40 some odd hours plus since that first post and he hasn't come down...
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    ^^^ I haven't heard the word "dookie" since the...

    ^^^
    I haven't heard the word "dookie" since the fourth grade. It seems to be used in the mainly south (mainly by kids) to refer to a turd and sometimes as a term for niggers (dookie - darkie). I...
  24. Sesame oil drilling and covid

    ^^
    ^^^
    Cracky Chan
    Bruce Leroy
    Leroy Chinkins
    Gingivitis Khan
    Yo' Maing

    Viruses crossing species lines: This is where the Wutang clan flu came from.
  25. ^^^Why thank you Sheboon! As far as the...

    ^^^Why thank you Sheboon!

    As far as the stripper comment goes - maybe it's because she looked LIKE A NIGGER STRIPPER!!!
    :vomit

    I would love to see the video of how this shit actually went...
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