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  1. ^^^ Better use a drone. Stray bullets might...

    ^^^
    Better use a drone. Stray bullets might bring down an aircraft down and take out a human crew.
  2. Niggers and Hammerstien

    ♫ Oklahoma where the nigs go sweeping down the drain
    Where the jenk-um peat can sure smell sweet
    When the wind comes right behind the rain ♫




    Oklahoma rescue teams recover one body of the...
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    Well, shit! I just sat down on the couch to...

    Well, shit!

    I just sat down on the couch to eat my two corned beef Reubens on dark rye rolls. Now all I can see when I look at my plate is 400 pounds of greasy black ass. Guess the dog's gonna...
  4. The Earth was already created with one. It was...

    The Earth was already created with one. It was called Africa.

    ... We should have picked our own damn cotton.
  5. Friends don't let friends listen to rap and...

    Friends don't let friends listen to rap and drive:...
  6. Chances are it didn't. Since most crimes go...

    Chances are it didn't. Since most crimes go unnoticed, unreported or unsolved, it probably committed at least a dozen more crimes before getting that stern third time warning and finger wagging.
    ...
  7. :lmao Loose some weight there, tootsie roll. ...

    :lmao

    Loose some weight there, tootsie roll.

    As far as the candy corn, well... That's just unfortunate. ...
  8. ^^A greek grandmother told my mom once that...

    ^^A greek grandmother told my mom once that Greeks don't use diapers. They sit the baby on a pot till it does it business then they wash the kid off with soap and water. No diaper rash, no...
  9. Assault and battery. For grabbing a monkey by a...

    Assault and battery. For grabbing a monkey by a front leg. No cuts, no bruises, no harm, no foul (except for the nigger smell).

    That pic appears to have been taken from a doctors office. The...
  10. Cause of crash was determined to be a bird...

    Cause of crash was determined to be a bird strike:
    https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fw_M9WvE5UUs%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

    Apparently, they have...
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    Sticky: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http...

    https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fcr2vqnwipxw11.png%3Fwidth%3D548%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D03906b159d0de394669425a64145426b90d554a0&f=1&nofb=1https://external-co...
  12. ^^ I've recently heard of a nice quiet...

    ^^ I've recently heard of a nice quiet neighborhood in Brunswick, Georgia where it can go jogging!
  13. OK, I'm not sure how you get "boned" out of jail....

    OK, I'm not sure how you get "boned" out of jail. I know how they get boned in jail and this nigger is heading straight for it unless the cops put it down first.

    I'm quite sure he will earn more...
  14. More important than how it washes it's paws, HOW...

    More important than how it washes it's paws, HOW THE HELL DOES IT CLEAN IT'S ASS????

    ...
  15. ^^ Yep, her mug shot looked DAMN rough. No...

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    Yep, her mug shot looked DAMN rough. No lipstick on that lesbian for sure!
    She was lookin' fo dat black pearl in a drum of motor earl!

    I'd love to see the wine chiller. I just can't figure...
  16. ^ And one tar topper off to prison if they can...

    ^ And one tar topper off to prison if they can catch her.
  17. His name was Andre Bent. After I read it's...

    His name was Andre Bent. After I read it's mammies quote ↑, I can see the name matched the personality.
  18. I do believe that was backwards, believe it or...

    I do believe that was backwards, believe it or not. The Hispanic woman (Mayra) killed the nigger. She probably gave her the herpeghonasyphilaidsorona19....
  19. Yep, by the looks of it, that's the nigger they...

    Yep, by the looks of it, that's the nigger they hired to go stand under the rockets with a match and light the fuse!
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    ^^^Sometimes I think all their good hardened men...

    ^^^Sometimes I think all their good hardened men stayed in the trenches a LITTLE BIT TOO LONG if you smell what I'm stepping in!
  21. Sovereign citizens? The cop should have told...

    Sovereign citizens? The cop should have told them if they could spell those two words he would let them go!:lmao

    That shit would have made for some hilarious body cam video!

    Ok, so these...
  22. There is no end to this monkey's efforts to...

    There is no end to this monkey's efforts to demean and destroy the dignity of the office of POTUS. Mrs. Tweak didn't even believe the picture when she looked over my shoulder a few minutes ago. She...
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    Either way, it's coming out of their OPTAR...

    Either way, it's coming out of their OPTAR funding.

    They're better off with him at sea.

    Wait... Did I say "at?"
    Sorry, wrong preposition.

    I meant under...
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    Next you're gonna expect them not to eat cold...

    Next you're gonna expect them not to eat cold fried chigguns. You're just asking too much!;)
  25. Stupid nigger. Could have at least stole...

    Stupid nigger. Could have at least stole something besides a house brand - I mean, if you're gonna go - GO BIG!
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