The Ice Cream Man

So I'm hearing the ice cream truck playing some jacked-up Christmas jingle. I thought "why not"? Grabbed my wallet and went outside and stopped it.

I wanted one of those things we used to call strawberry shortcake. Ice cream with red and white sprinkles on it. Then the asslifter tells me "$2.60 my friend". That's when I told him to jab it in his filthy ass. Jeez, $2.60 for an ice cream bar?

:bert

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Originally Posted by SC Anemia

So I'm hearing the ice cream truck playing some jacked-up Christmas jingle. I thought "why not"? Grabbed my wallet and went outside and stopped it.

I wanted one of those things we used to call strawberry shortcake. Ice cream with red and white sprinkles on it. Then the asslifter tells me "$2.60 my friend". That's when I told him to jab it in his filthy ass. Jeez, $2.60 for an ice cream bar?

:bert

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They are 6 bucks here.

You're better off without anyway. Those fuckers have shit mits. Ice cream with a little e.coli on top. No thanks.

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Pick up a box at Vons, put them in your freezer, next time ice cream man music plays, get up, get one from the freezer... voila! Ice cream man experience for less than $0.50 each and no dysentery.

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I think the ice cream guy in our neighborhood sells dope - we often hear the truck driving around after dark...

:lol

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Originally Posted by Moolie Mook

Pick up a box at Vons, put them in your freezer, next time ice cream man music plays, get up, get one from the freezer... voila! Ice cream man experience for less than $0.50 each and no dysentery.

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I think the ice cream guy in our neighborhood sells dope - we often hear the truck driving around after dark...

:lol

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Yeah Moolie, that's exactly what I was after. I'll have to look at the grocery store to see if they have them.