You both beat me to it again.
This fugly sheeboon was so gnarly that her first husboon couldn't get her pregnant so after they got a dee-voase, Tubman and her second husband they adopted a female snigglet. Records are fuzzy at best but any offspring wouldn't have been her blood so DNA testing is out of the question even if anyone cared to dig up her bones. Any male sprogs of the adopted ape can't be trusted as hers as well due to sketchy records. Nigger males can't even be trusted to claim there own chirrenz so how can we believe that they are even her adopted great(x) grand babeez?
From Tweak's niggerpedia:
Like most modern day niggers, Hairyass Tubman, AKA Araminta, Ross AKA Minty, AKA Moses, AKA Aunt Secretia couldn't decide what her real name was when questioned by authorities. Like every crazy nigger, it was never her fault - she had mental problems. The sow alleges she was beaten as a nigglet and suffered a traumatic braingz inj-reez. This alleged injury and subsequent hypersomnia (diagnosed by doctors decades after her natural goodification who had never examined her) was her excuse for being a lazy niggress and sleeping for over 20 hours per day. After her alleged injury, Tubman began experiencing strange visions and vivid dreams, which she ascribed to premonitions from God and
NOT jenkem or baff salts - "Uhh swurz to Gawd yo onnuh!"
Tubman and Frederick Douglass, were both approached for recruitment by John Brown to join him in his "raid" on Harper's Ferry, but Tubman was prevented by her "illness" stating: "I beez too tiyudd an sheeit, niggah." Douglass declined, saying "Nigguh, iz you crazy? Dem wipepo gots how-it-suhh cannons an sheeit, niggah!" Sadly, they did not die with him.
Somehow the tired nigress couldn't muster the strength to fight but could still lead slaves to freedom across the dead of night all the way to from Maryland to Canada. This was done despite having no maps and being illiterate to begin with in addition to not being able to swim across the Niagara River due to being an epileptic rockfish.
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If they do put this dayed nigger's ugly ass mug on a $20, I'll not accept the bill as change or payment. If I run across them, they are SO ripe for vandalism that I wouldn't be able to stop myself:
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I'd take a sharpie and make it look like some of Diva's past avatars!:lol