I think the nigger could do better!
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I think the nigger could do better!
Let's move into this into the coal burner's mortuary page. We all know where this is going.
Go black end up in a sack.
:burner:burner:burner
I almost saw this one coming. Cher was already on a downward spiral for some time now and this just proved my prediction right. Last time I heard anything from her was when she starred in some shitty animated movie called bobble heads I think. And now with this? Well, she definitely is desperate for any sort of relevancy now. I wonder what other irrelevant singer from the past is going to pull this ridiculously awful fad of having a nigger pet.
"Romantic" date with a nigger.
The nigger picks up its date/victim in its obnoxious niggermobile with rims/spinners and huge bass speakers (if it has illicitly gotten gains) or its beaten up hooptie (if its broke.) Naturally it shows up two hours late and wreaking of cheap Drakkar Noir cologne, niggersweat and stale farts. It then takes its date/victim to the dollar movie theater to see a crappy Tyler Perry movie or the current "Wakanda" franchise. The nigger laughs at inopportune moments, makes constant commentary on the insipid plot and passes on buying popcorn cuz dat sheeit tooo expensivvvs. Afterwards, that most romantic of intimate, cozy nigger restaurants, Red Lobster. The Scampi Special is the cheapest item on the menu, so the nigger orders it for himself and his date/victim.
Afterwards, the nigger insists on making a stop at its section 8 niggernest. The nigger invites its date/victim in and offers it a drink, the choices being malt likka or courvoisier. The date/victim says no, which is good, because the nigger spiked the drink with xanax hoping to get lucky with a passed out female (Cee-lo Green knows all about this sort of thing.)
The nigger puts the moves on its date/victim, which finally results in a firm refusal to participate in muh dik. The angry nigger then kicks his date/victim out, whilst bitterly complaining. "But....awww boughts yooz scampi....ahhzz tooks youz to da movie....yooozza blue ballin' cockteasin' biyatch....muhfuggah!"
The date/victim then picks up its sail foam and calls a Lyft/Uber or something. And goes on social media to post on their account, "Don't go out with Quantavious! He's cheap and only wants muh pooosay!"
And that's the good ending. The bad ending is either rape or consensual muh dik that leads to the creation of more sproglets that further strain the welfare system.
I have to post this since it made me burst out laughing and laughs are hard to come by these days. Looks like the nigga told its equine dentist, "Gimme da Mr. Ed grill." :lol
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That looks like a groid who dressed up as a human for Halloween! 😄