Pure genius! Worth turning off "Block Site" for :lmaoQuote:
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Pure genius! Worth turning off "Block Site" for :lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by tweakstick
Answer is still "5" cause he'd pop a cap in yo' ass
^^:confused:
Not sure where you heard that one, but I've never heard it and I've worked with plenty of them. To my knowledge, I have no demons. I could go down the street to the local Catholic church and drink some holy water though, if you think I need to make sure.
That really is orangutan jizm simpson.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Gun
A guy at work said to me " there's so many fucking Afghans coming now, Dodge are starting to sell camels ! "
made me laugh :lol
Q. What's black and screams?
A. Harvey Price answering the iron.
:)
Did you hear that David Copperfield got AIDS?
Yeah, he was messing with Magic.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number
of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of
children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman
behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of
children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your
children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very
unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked
the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 37 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
two niglet owner sows talking...
" yo baybee....him be teethin yet? "
" Yeah...only cell fones, wallets and purses "
:lol
One from the 80's... first racist joke I learned. Have you heard it? Probably.
---------The car door--------
A Nigger, a Rabbi, and a Mexican were lost in the
desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down.
They decided to each take a piece of
the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Mexican took the
radiator, the Rabbi took the seat, and the Nigger took the
car door.
After a while of walking the Rabbi asked the Mexican "I'm
confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Mexican
responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid, Amigo."
Next the Nigger asked the Rabbi "Why did you bring the
seat?" The Rabbi said "Oy vey! If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the
sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Rabbi asked the Nigger why he had chosen the car
door. The Nigger quickly responded to this question,
"Yo. So when it gets hot I cain roll down duh window."
What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?
Niggers.
Why are there no black people on the Flinstones?
Because they were still apes back then.
What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
Niggers.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot. "They're all over the fucking place."
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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How are black people and tornadoes similar?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
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I wouldn't dream of being racist towards my black neighbour....
I'd actually do it.
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I've always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a black
family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were
constantly being slammed, there was shouting and music was played at
full blast into the wee hours.
Despite trying all that, I still couldn't get that damn nigger family to
move out.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What's a crying shame?
When you find out the bus had 3 empty seats.
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Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck.
Reverse-racism is when you back up.
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What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.
A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his teenage nympho daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."