Nigger Farting in the ER

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08-09-2021, 10:11 PM
SC Anemia

Nigger Farting in the ER

Last night I had the misfortune of an ER visit because I managed to slam my finger in the car door, bad. I definitely needed sutures and the duct tape fix was not gonna get it.

They were busy as hell with patients parked in the hallways and I was put in a room with 6 recliners, all occupied by the time they sat me there.

I almost NEVER see a nigger around here but of course in the chair right next to mine was some 20-something buck, mumbling incoherently and high as fuck. And, he kept throwing his blanket off being butt-naked under it. Eventually the staff came in a jabbed him in his monkey ass with what I could only guess was ketamine.
Anyway, the damn thing finally shut up and went to sleep and began farting.

Imagine if satan had a steady diet of Surströmming and cabbage and let it stew for a week. So help me God I was ready to leave and drive the 40 minutes to a different hospital. The most foul thing I've smelled in 63 years, everyone was complaining till they finally had mercy on is and rolled it away somewhere.

:hurl
08-09-2021, 10:33 PM
Ray Cizzums

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Originally Posted by SC Anemia

Imagine in satan had a steady diet of Surströmming and cabbage and let it stew for a week. So help me God I was ready to leave and drive the 40 minutes to a different hospital. The most foul thing I've smelled in 63 years, everyone was complaining till they finally had mercy on is and rolled it away somewhere.

On the upside, you won't have to trim your nose hairs for several years, because they've been cauterized.
I won't go in an ER, due to my shitty Obamacare insurance. If I die, well.... we all gotta go sometime.
I'll pay cash at a doc-in-the-box urgent care location, and avoid the gaseous groid experience....
:bugeye
08-09-2021, 10:33 PM
Midder Peenud Hayed

Sorry, man, I'm not laughing at you, but that's some funny shit right there.

Hope your finger is OK...
08-09-2021, 10:50 PM
haywood

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Originally Posted by SC Anemia

Last night I had the misfortune of an ER visit because I managed to slam my finger in the car door, bad. I definitely needed sutures and the duct tape fix was not gonna get it.

They were busy as hell with patients parked in the hallways and I was put in a room with 6 recliners, all occupied by the time they sat me there.

I almost NEVER see a nigger around here but of course in the chair right next to mine was some 20-something buck, mumbling incoherently and high as fuck. And, he kept throwing his blanket off being butt-naked under it. Eventually the staff came in a jabbed himin his monkey ass with what I could only guess was ketamine.
Anyway, the damn thing finally shut up and went to sleep and began farting.

Imagine in satan had a steady diet of Surströmming and cabbage and let it stew for a week. So help me God I was ready to leave and drive the 40 minutes to a different hospital. The most foul thing I've smelled in 63 years, everyone was complaining till they finally had mercy on is and rolled it away somewhere.

:hurl

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! Nothing WORSE than nigger farts!!
08-10-2021, 12:19 AM
Coon Club Road

Maybe they wheeled it back to the loading dock, near the food service dumpsters, right by the door to the morgue and left it there.
08-10-2021, 03:01 AM
Tar Remover

Too bad they didn't give him a shot of drain cleaner.......:lol
08-10-2021, 07:53 AM
Jim Crow

I had to go to hospital for knee meniscus surgery around one year ago.The hospital is located in a rural area were niggers hardly live for miles and miles. But even at 4:30 AM, when they wanted me to show up, the waiting room was full of niggers.I guess when you’re a nigger on government aid all the time and don’t work, you can go to the hospital at your convenience.
08-10-2021, 09:07 AM
SC Anemia

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Originally Posted by Jim Crow

I had to go to hospital for knee meniscus surgery around one year ago.The hospital is located in a rural area were niggers hardly live for miles and miles. But even at 4:30 AM, when they wanted me to show up, the waiting room was full of niggers.I guess when you’re a nigger on government aid all the time and don’t work, you can go to the hospital at your convenience.

It's a lot like that around here except instead of niggers, the ER's are usually packed with messican brats with runny noses and diaper rash. They don't give a rip because they know the state will pick up the tab
08-10-2021, 09:49 AM
animal mother

I truly believe that you could go to an ER in the middle of Antarctica and find niggers waiting there.
08-10-2021, 10:52 AM
Ray Cizzums

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Originally Posted by animal mother

I truly believe that you could go to an ER in the middle of Antarctica and find niggers waiting there.

For sure. That's their doctor's office/pharmacy. They waddle in at 300 pounds and cry raycizzums when they're
not seen immediately. They're always pregnant, or say they are, and are jumped ahead of everyone, so the hospital
doesn't get sued when the shitling is born retarded, which is a foregone conclusion anyway.
:bugeye
08-10-2021, 11:58 AM
IseDaDiva

Quote:

Originally Posted by SC Anemia

Last night I had the misfortune of an ER visit because I managed to slam my finger in the car door, bad. I definitely needed sutures and the duct tape fix was not gonna get it.

They were busy as hell with patients parked in the hallways and I was put in a room with 6 recliners, all occupied by the time they sat me there.

I almost NEVER see a nigger around here but of course in the chair right next to mine was some 20-something buck, mumbling incoherently and high as fuck. And, he kept throwing his blanket off being butt-naked under it. Eventually the staff came in a jabbed him in his monkey ass with what I could only guess was ketamine.
Anyway, the damn thing finally shut up and went to sleep and began farting.

Imagine if satan had a steady diet of Surströmming and cabbage and let it stew for a week. So help me God I was ready to leave and drive the 40 minutes to a different hospital. The most foul thing I've smelled in 63 years, everyone was complaining till they finally had mercy on is and rolled it away somewhere.

:hurl

OUCH - that must hurt l like hell!

I experienced something like that when I went for an MRI 1 1/2 years ago. I was waiting in the empty hall to be called when a jet-black nigress on a stretcher was rolled past me. The stench that assaulted my nose made my eyes water and I very nearly hurled. It was so bad I had to leave the hall until the miasma cleared even though I risked missing my call for the MRI.

I have never in my life smelled anything that foul, and I have a skunk on my property who regularly lets fly with stink bombs.
08-10-2021, 05:36 PM
Jim Crow

Quote:

Originally Posted by SC Anemia

It's a lot like that around here except instead of niggers, the ER's are usually packed with messican brats with runny noses and diaper rash. They don't give a rip because they know the state will pick up the tab

Legal Mexicans would not bother me one bit.I used to run a crew of them. But illegals, would bother me!
08-11-2021, 04:23 PM
LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.

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Originally Posted by Jim Crow

I had to go to hospital for knee meniscus surgery around one year ago.The hospital is located in a rural area were niggers hardly live for miles and miles. But even at 4:30 AM, when they wanted me to show up, the waiting room was full of niggers.I guess when you’re a nigger on government aid all the time and don’t work, you can go to the hospital at your convenience.

Niggers use the ER's as regular Dr. visits. So do illegals, leaving people truly in need of emergency care to wait forever.
08-11-2021, 06:02 PM
SC Anemia

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Originally Posted by LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.

Niggers use the ER's as regular Dr. visits. So do illegals, leaving people truly in need of emergency care to wait forever.

Another favorite trick is to call an amberlance, get to the ER then walk out just that much closer to da club or wherever they wanted to get to. A really expensive 'taxi' that they'll never pay the bill for. Happens all the time.
08-11-2021, 06:41 PM
Coon Club Road

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Originally Posted by SC Anemia

Another favorite trick is to call an amberlance, get to the ER then walk out just that much closer to da club or wherever they wanted to get to. A really expensive 'taxi' that they'll never pay the bill for. Happens all the time.

:fume
08-11-2021, 07:50 PM
Chimpwhipper

I suppose a steady diet of chitlins, collard greens, pickled pigs feet, Hostess Cupcakes and Colt 45 could produce a fart of epic stench.....
08-11-2021, 09:25 PM
SC Anemia

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Originally Posted by Chimpwhipper

I suppose a steady diet of chitlins, collard greens, pickled pigs feet, Hostess Cupcakes and Colt 45 could produce a fart of epic stench.....

Man I'm not kidding. I've ripped a few bad ones in my day but that nigger left the most foul, rank, vile smelling stench I've ever had the misfortune of being assaulted with. Really hard to believe it was actually flatulence. In 63 years, that was the worst by a mile.
08-11-2021, 10:57 PM
haywood

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Originally Posted by SC Anemia

Man I'm not kidding. I've ripped a few bad ones in my day but that nigger left the most foul, rank, vile smelling stench I've ever had the misfortune of being assaulted with. Really hard to believe it was actually flatulence. In 63 years, that was the worst by a mile.

It probably melted the paint off of the hospital walls.