https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-woman-fire-bed-bugs
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-woman-fire-bed-bugs
No description given, but we know the species.
Judging by some of the comments, the readers do as well.:lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by animal mother
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nemac63
"Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle."
Bonchon44
The fire department also discovered a few boxes full of 2020 mail in ballots in the trunk.
JR1112
The science is pretty clear and conclusive: bed bugs will not bite a person through flames.
Setting yourself on fire is a (sure-fire) way to ward off bed bugs.
Follow the science!
And they want to fly fighter jets. The ones that get that privilege, fly slow in the left lane.
Fishboy1965
That an a little election magic courtesy of the Democrat Party and the dominion voting machines
S.Mack
this woman drives and votes and probably has kids.
portajuan939
she has chillins but doesnt know who bees da daddys
Oakland County. Pontiac. Feel like I'm playing Super Password. I'd like to guess the password, Bert.
teufulhunden6531
This should be in a Farmer's insurance commercial
helltopay088
Doubt if she has insurance......she's from Pontiac, MI
Bonchon44
Going to go out on a limb here and say she uses Obamacare. Your tax dollars at work!
:rofl Genius!Quote:
She decided to use rubbing alcohol to douse the bugs and set them ablaze, but accidentally set herself on fire in the process, according to the report.
"wut had happen wuz" Attachment 16453
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Originally Posted by SC Anemia
Just when you think you've heard the zaniest hijinks niggers get up to, you read this.
:rofl
Fire is too advanced a technology for niggers to handle. Dem flames be white man juju!
Tru Dat!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Anastasia
"Deputies were sent to the scene to assist firefighters who responded to the vehicle fire..."
But of course... it was in the NIGGER NEIGHBORHOOD!
Dad was a volunteer firefighter. He learned early on to not drive his personal vehicle to our only nigger street in the city. They slashed every tire on every firefighter's personal car that showed up and all the firetrucks as well while they were putting out the fire in the nigger nest!Quote:
Originally Posted by Coon Club Road
He never said, and I don't think he would ever admit this if it were true, but I have to wonder how the response time was affected in niggertown after that.
Just like water!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Anastasia
Shows that niggers do not want our help. Next time, let them burn to death!I had a friend that drove Flanagan ambulance in New Haven Connecticut. Every time he would get a call to the hood, they’d stop and wash the ambulance and run through McDonald’s drive-in first.Quote:
Originally Posted by tweakstick
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Originally Posted by tweakstick
I remember the old timers who were on the job in Cleveland during the Hough riots in the late 60's reporting the jigs sliced every hose line laid down so the buildings the smokes torched would burn to the ground.
Alcohol ignites at a fairly low temperature relative to fabrics. The old magician's trick of a flaming handkerchief is accomplished using rubbing alcohol, a bit more diluted, but it still shows how flame-resistant clothes are. So what was the nigger wearing, Ghana's finest fashions?
I'll bet one of those snakehead doos will go up like a blow torch.
Nigger-sheen, rope, polyester ribbon, plus gorilla glue holding it on - the only thing missing is det cord....Quote:
Originally Posted by Coon Club Road
:bugeye
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Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums
That would be funny to swap a spool of det cord with a roll of snakehead rope!
The first time Shitavious strayed near some gunfire, he'd have a really bad headache too! :lol
Yeah - the smart money is on Apus Afreakaanus.....Quote:
Originally Posted by animal mother