Nigger Woods drives like he golfs... crappy.
Had to be cut from his hooptie by fire & rescue.
Apparently he has survived.
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Nigger Woods drives like he golfs... crappy.
Had to be cut from his hooptie by fire & rescue.
Apparently he has survived.
Link:
https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/23/tiger...lf-tournament/
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It's not the first time Tiger Woods has been in a high-profile car accident -- he crashed his SUV in a 2009 incident at his home in Florida.
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In 2017, he was arrested after cops found him passed out behind the wheel of his car. Tiger said he had taken prescription medication before the accident and didn't realize the effect the meds would have on him.
They reported he has severe hind paw (leg) injuries. Maybe not bat wings but this should end him from contaminating professional golf. So tired of these golf cucks worshipping this nigger.
It's really amazing the way niggers just cannot help self-destructing. No matter how they are worshipped or how much money they get and even if they live in mansions and learn to talk and dress like human beings, the inner primitive beast will always heed the jungle drums and will ALWAYS emerge, sooner or later.
The lure of booze, drugs, hoes, and bling are irresistible and always somewhere in the nigger downfall. Dey can't hep deyselfs.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I just want to be able to watch golf again without that nigger being the center of attention every time! When it made its first cut after how many years, half the time the camera showed it just walking, when there was so much real golf to show. When it won the Tour Championship, which isn't even a major, the niggerfans acted like it won the Open, Wimbledon, the Super Bowl, the World Series, and the Stanley Cup all at once.
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It was a billionaire at one point. Even though it still has hundreds of millions in net worth, it's blown possibly a full billion dollars on muh dikk, drugs, and nigger rich living. It got sponsors back and occasionally designs golf courses, without which it probably would have gone broke when it wasn't playing.
Of course niggers would "show support," and a bunch of cucks too.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...oods-car-crash
Cher? Whatever. There are a few good comments too. I'm surprised they haven't been deleted. Does the thought not occur to anyone that this nigger careening around drunk or drugged might have killed innocent human beings?
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tiger thought nailing white chicks counted towards the total...
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Look at the bright side. Elin wasn't at the crash scene with a 5 iron.
one magic nigger down !! Many more to go. I hate niggers.
Tigger, please ! Magic negro millionaires getting batwings is a trend I approve of 100%.
Nigger Kobe flew into the side of a mountain, where Tigger just drove off one.
Too bad whitey's rescue skills are so effective.
No skid marks or signs of braking. Drugs or booze? Gee, I wonder if he'll face any legal consequences for this? OTOH, niggers just can't seem to drive without crashing, even at the odd time they aren't under the influence of some substance.Quote:
He said he believes the SUV was traveling at a high rate of speed as it was traveling on a steep downhill slope.
Eldrick is done. "Shattered ankle" did the trick.
https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/tiger-...nia-car-crash/
Hopefully that nigger will never set foot on another golf course. The Human players will now be able to play in peace, without the place smelling like a zoo.
"There was no smell of alcohol or any other signs that the golfer was under the influence, the officials said."
Niggers just can't drive... and it looks like the woods nigger may have driven his last golf ball.
https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireSt...crash-76081235Quote:
LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles County sheriff on Wednesday characterized the crash that seriously injured Tiger Woods as “purely an accident" and appeared to rule out any potential criminal charges even as authorities were still investigating.
Deputies saw no evidence the golf star was impaired by drugs or alcohol after Tuesday's rollover wreck on a downhill stretch of road known for crashes, Sheriff Alex Villanueva said.
“He was not drunk,” Villanueva said during a livestreamed social media event. “We can throw that one out.”
I've never seen any LEO agencies so quickly defend someone. Let's see the blood test. Oh, it'll wind up "tainted" and not admissible, right? Or they were so busy saving the nigger's life that no one drew blood?
The car was racist. That must be it!
Too bad the niggs wreck wasn’t fatal.
Is the SUV going to be OK?
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As the most-honorable Jim Crow already said, too bad this nigger didn't earn its much-deserved batwings already. And if it had to survive, a second best great news would be it was castrated in the accident, gnomesayin?
He might lose a laig, it seems.
Not drunk or high? HmmQuote:
when his SUV crossed a median and veered across two lanes of road before hitting a curb, hitting a tree and landing on its side in the brush,
A great honor for someone who could have killed a whole bunch of people with his impaired, reckless driving, you nigger-ass kisser.Quote:
"On behalf of our staff, it was an honor to provide orthopedic trauma care to one of our generation's greatest athletes," (Anish)Mahajan said in a statement
Thoughts and prayers. :violinQuote:
Woods sustained injuries to his leg that required a rod, screws, pins and a surgical release of the muscle covering -- one that surgeons likely believed would save his leg from amputation, Faust said.
Compound! Meaning shattered bone has punctured and exited the skin. Meaning this nigger will never, ever golf again. Of course, he'll still be able to chase mudsharks, TNB, stink up the ESPN and just generally be an eyesore to humanity.Quote:
Woods’ “serious” injuries included a shattered ankle and two leg fractures— one of which was compound,
When I was a young guy I took a job stocking the shelves of a grocery store, the cash was good for a young guy and I was well liked by management, staff and customers. But I HATED stocking the Goddamn cereal aisle. The cereal boxes all had covers of mulatto kids, sports niggers and Tiger Woods on them. Even way back then I wondered where this culture was heading.
Most shvoogie sports stars, when faced with retirement, have nothing left to keep them in check. No spring practice, no managers, no contracts - nothing.
When this happens, it inevitably leads to the type of unrestrained TNB that makes for hilarious headlines of Simpsonian proportions.
Don't worry Chimpers, even though it probably got away with this one as far as the law goes, we haven't heard the last of this half breed monkey by a long shot.
Many more laughs are sure to follow just as soon as it starts rehab and goes full tilt on the pain meds.
I don't follow golf although I did enjoy the game after high school until kids came along and 6 bucks for a round was no longer in the family budget!
My fear for you golf channel watchers is you can bet old nigger woods will be picked up as a "colored" commentator, and you'll have to listen to his black ass every time you tune into a golf program.
When I heard the news, I was so hopefull that black fucker was dead. But not the case. Still nice it was severely injured.
Maybe, maybe not. This gig sounds too much like real work for an already wealthy beyond belief nigger. He may just spend all his $$$ on mud sharks, booze and drugs. Given the extent of his injuries he WILL be in a lot of pain and will hopefully ride the oxycodone pony to goodness.
I watched a little golf, knowing it would start with the announcers slobbering over the nigger, but it was still ridiculous. The nigger is foremost on everyone's minds, especially the players? Bull-cough-shit.
Salt in the wound was catching the last part of gymnastics, with not just one but two flying monkeys. One that fell off the balance beam like it was its first time, and the announcer still had to talk about how it had so much heart or whatever.
It seems Nigger "The Gimp" Woods won't be knuckling around golf courses or anywhere else for a very long time, if ever. Wait and see how fast he finishes his self-destruction with only mudshark whores and cold medicine to keep him busy.
Tiger Woods faces difficult recovery after crash (mail.com)
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tiger...driving-reportQuote:
"The deputies asked him how the collision occurred," the affidavit read. "Driver said he did not know and did not even remember driving... Driver was treated for his injuries at the hospital and was asked there again how the collision occurred. He repeated that he did not know and did not remember driving."
How much bribe money did it take for the sheriff's office to declare so quickly that there's "no evidence" of impairment?
You know, "no evidence" like with all the voter fraud in the presidential election.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/cause...never-revealedQuote:
The cause of Tigers Woods’ car crash last month has been determined.
However, the Los Angeles County sheriff said that detectives would not release details of the crash on Wednesday due to privacy concerns for Woods, who suffered significant injuries in the Feb. 23 crash.
The coverup continues. How many millions is the nigger paying out to keep people quiet?
They need the nigger's permission to reveal why he crashed. Since when did the media or police need permission to do this? Oh, right - it's a Famous Nigger who knocks a golf ball around so he gets special privileges.Quote:
All along, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has maintained that the entire incident was an accident. Early on, they called it, "purely an accident," although later they backtracked on that statement. Regardless, now they have arrived at an official answer that may never be disclosed.
You know he had to be high or drunk or passed out to crash that way.
https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/...vacy-concerns/
Angry, Belligerent, and described by hotel staff in other accounts as not quite right even before leaving the lobby to find his car blocked. Then it went downhill from there:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/141445...-before-crash/Quote:
A little bit after 6:40am our director has come in and he was like 'you know what, I almost got in an accident with f***ing Tiger Woods. He almost hit me.'
Los Angeles County Fire Department Chief Daryl Osby ... said Woods "was able to communicate and he was conscious, I’ll leave it at that."
I've done the math here:
15 dashed lines between him leaving his lane and veering off road and another 3 to come to a stop. 40 feet between them. This means 600 feet with not one damn skid mark. 120 after that to come to a stop finally after hitting a tree and rolling over several times.
Even with a two second reaction time, the stopping distance should have been 300 feet at 55 mph. His two seconds should have started long before he left his lane.
The speed limit is 45 mph on that stretch.
He wasn't just pissed. He was piss drunk and/or on pills.
https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/u...ER-CRASH-2.jpg
https://i.imgflip.com/53z7ob.jpg
Somebody needs to shop some bloodshot eyes and a big fat joint into this nigger's right hand:
https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/u...0637989713.jpg
That is one ugly jacket, not the traditional color, but the quality. That's a K-Mart clearance rack special. Horrible stitching around the lapels and shoulders, the fusing (glue) was already coming apart near the top button, and the left sleeve wasn't hemmed properly. I can only hope someone figured, hey, it's for a nigger, why waste time and good craftsmanship?
Okay. :lol
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I have a friend who thought he was "cute". To me he always looked like he had Down's Syndrome.
Fentanyl.
A user can dose incrementally over time and remain functional. One miscalculation, and the user reaches the point of no return.
Loss of motor skills is one of the first effects of a fentanyl OD.
Eldrick's toxicology report has been sealed, but I would bet you two of my wife's pretty little toes that he was administered atropine at the scene of the accident to counter the fentanyl OD.
Too bad the fucking shitskin nigger didn't get its batwings.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
I found his baby DUI booking pic. Arrested for driving a tricycle after eating too many lead paint chips from his crib.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/bf/e7/3...ome-racist.jpg
Not much changed.
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/...fa87?width=650
When I was a young brat, I had a night job stocking shelves in a supermarket, back in those days that still paid half well. But, I always HATED stocking the cereal aisle. Every box of cereal in the 90s or so had a grinning mulatto kid or Tiger Woods on the cover of it. It was enough to make want to throw up. Until this day I still have bad dreams about stocking shelves in a supermarket. :hurl
https://i.imgur.com/75Oa0pi.jpg
Who wants to bet the nigger doesn't even get a speeding ticket?Quote:
Woods was driving 84 to 87 mph on a downhill stretch of road outside Los Angeles that had a speed limit of 45 mph, Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva said Wednesday.
Of course not. That would be rayciss, especially with a VIN(Very Important Nigger).Quote:
Detectives did not seek search warrants for the athlete’s blood samples, which could have been screened for drugs or alcohol, or his cellphone.
https://www.mynbc5.com/article/tiger...says/36051977#