I Threw a Fit in a Soul Food Restaurant Today.
A friend from out of town asked me to join her for lunch and it ended up being a nearby Soul Food restaurant praised by several local newspapers in the region. Unfortunately, she directed the conversation toward her hatred of the President. I told her there was good news in that the little girl in Virginia had admitted her Hate Crime Hoax of cutting her braids off, but it wasn't being reported. And I also reassured her that Jussie Smollet was still fighting for the Marginalized people, and went on to state that in Africa, they turn their hair yellow by holding their heads under urinating goats, and also generate lactation by blowing into cows anuses. You could have heard a pin drop. I guess I shouldn't have had nine beers before meeting her at one o'clock.