Oil drillers piss me right off
I was on a flight last week from Jamacia, Miss Chimpout was scheduled to go one way, Fly back as just a passenger, We got 4 days over there, in a decent hotel, was alright.
Our flight back. The aircraft was full of paying passengers, so as captain I had to authorise Miss Chimpout to sit in the flight deck. We have a spare seat, First officer and Second officer all like her and we were having a laugh on the flight deck.
An oil driller is the purser of the flight, it was over there visiting its sows fambly and I refused the upgrade of its sow to first. (Am I really going to let a fat sow sit in first when I'd rather give that seat to Miss Chimpout, First was full regardless. I'd have to force downgrade someone, for a nice human if there was room not a problem, get them upgraded). This purser was upset I never did this, Doesn't understand theres no room and realistically the sow shouldn't be on the aircraft but should be left in Jamacia where it belongs. It said to me I don't like its sow for some reason. (I've never been disrespectful to it because we all know rule 1), is it because "she" is black. I clearly prefer Miss Chimpout for authorising a flightdeck seat for her, I should have said no and put her on the next flight.
Anyway. I politely tell it to go away, saying I have no beef but its a full flight. I couldn't even upgrade the Queen if she was on board if I wanted to.
We prepare for our departure. We are delayed so we are laughing and joking and discussing our flight. The purser (I'll refer to as the oil driller moving on) come up to the flight deck annoyed we didn't include it in our chats, was complaining about the delay, because niggers were being niggers in the airport.
We get on our way, we usually have a tray with drinks brought to the flight deck, The oildriller refused to do this, Miss Chimpout had to go get us drinks from the galley, she didn't mind, she brought us bread and oils too.
During the flight, our meals don't arrive. I'm like I need to take some exercise. I walk down the aircraft and see the sow with 4 meals, eating like a hippo.
Anyway, get back to the flight deck, tell the guys whats happening, Miss Chimpout says she will go sort us out, She could only get 3 meals from what was left. So I gave her my meal so she would at least eat.
At the end of the flight. I'm starving at this point, I always do a walk down of the aircraft because recently airports have forgotten to get wheelchair passengers, the whole crew have gone from the cabin, we find someone onboard. So we sat with her for another hour.
I reported this oil driller and now hes claiming I hate him because he has a black girlfriend. I'm indifferent He was just a prick but made out I hate him for being an oil driller. Now he is right. I should have offloaded Henrietta Hippo its sow.
Sorry for the rant just pissed off
