Helpful advice for niggers
I was thinking earlier about all the problems that niggers seem to have, and I was also thinking that maybe, as Humans, we should do more to help them out, so I decided to make this thread, where we can offer helpful advice and guidance for moon crickets (NOT Humans).
When crossing the skreet (jaywalking) through heavy traffic, never look to the left or right for incoming traffic.
If you see an attractive buck or sow, tell it "Bitch, much dik won't suck itself," and if they get upset, punch them as hard as you can, then say "Bitch, you be ugly ANYWAYS."
So you just found out you are pregnant. Go straight to Planned Parenthood and abort your niglet.
When interacting with police officers, always maintain an aggressive and combative attitude towards them. Always run away even if you are innocent and never be afraid to point a Hi Point at them. Cops will always back down when you point guns at them, and shooting a cop or two will make sure they never bother you again.
Stop paying rent and your utilitiy bills. Wypipo owe you reparations and they can start by giving you everything for free.
Because Black Lives Matter, you should Burn down your own cities, Loot stores, and Murder people. So the black people running BLM can get filthy rich while you get nothing. It's like a communist revolution, with the same end results.
If a human makes a point of avoiding you after you have sneered at them, threatened them, or tried to bite them, accuse them of racism, because that's the only reason they would want to avoid something that is acting like a psychotic pitbull.
Don't have any clean water to drink or use for anything else? Just use urine instead. It's sterile and is basically just water.
If you run out of food, you can eat someone else's poop. It's basically just predigested nutrients. Flavor it with Lawry's seasoned salt to make it taste better. Alternatively, you can put a niglet in a boiling pot of water and eat it. This delicacy is known as the Ghetto Lobster.
Never pay child support. It probably isn't your niglet anyway. You know how those nigger sheboons are. They will fuck anything, even you.
Do not forget to use your melanin magic. All that darkness inside of you can be used to give yourself superpowers and you can do magic spells.
Have as much unprotected gay sex as possible. Infecting yourself with AIDS, syphilis, monkeypox, gonorrhea, and ebola, and then giving that stuff to your wife, other gay niggers, and your children when you eventually molest them will help make things better for Black people.
Always remember that the reason people won't call you a nigger to your face is because they respect you, not because they think you are a savage beast that will chimp the fuck out and destroy everything it touches just because it has no self control and has the intellect of a 4 month old Human child while having an adult body.
