Nigrette Wanted Donations

Friday night I was finishing helping cook bbq at my friend's restaurant along with the friend who taught me how to cook( not the owner)
Shitreemika Jaquanda Jackson comes waddling up and hollers,"Y'all wanna make a donation for my daughter's tuition?"
The two of us in unison, "NO!"
My friend said,"The owner doesn't allow soliciting."
She then starts to question things, so I turned sideways so that the bitch could see my ever-present pistol.
She hopped into her hooptie and went next door to the Advance Auto to try her luck.
I could hear her hollering 100 yards away.
I told my buddy,"She's trying to finance a crack rock."
Dumbass coon.

No shit! What sane person would give any amount of money to a nigger!