Why are these 300lb sowpotomi battling on the street?

I say it's for breeding rights with some incarcerated loser buck.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6PDnhFF...d=d8tc46t2pvv4

Detroit...

I say the sows saw the butter pad on the English muffin and thought that truck was delivering saturated fat. They were fighting over who was going to bite the door clean off and suck it out like a vacuum.

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Why are these 300lb sowpotomi battling on the street?

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Is that a rhetorical question? They're battle sows. That's what they do. :lol

They just want to break into the ancient sport of sumo wrestling. That's ok. Send them to Japan, where they'll be harpooned.

Wow that's a lot of jiggling. Blech.