Tales from the ER: Sheboon (witch) doctor
So a couple of months ago the hospital where I work as a RN hired a new affirmative action sheboon (witch) doctor. Most of our doctors are White or Asian, but apparently that's not "diverse" enough for some woke retard in the hiring office. I knew that this fake doctor, let's call her Shit'stainia Jakscoon, was going to be trouble, and sho nuff, not a month (mumf) went by before the first coonflict came up. Now it's a well-known fact that doctors often don't listen to nurses, but Shit'stainia took it to a new level. I was trying to explain something about hospital policy, me having worked there for eight years and her being a newbie, but she cut me off with "youze just uh nurse, you don't knows whut ah knows, so shut yo mouf."
Now while like I said, some of the human doctors don't like listening to me, none of them would ever speak to a fellow human that way. It took all my self-control not to say, "you're just a NIGGER, you don't know what I know, so shut your bootlipped mouth and go back to Africa." It almost would have been worth getting fired to see the EPIC category N chimpout that inevitably would have ensued. Almost. Instead, I just bit my tongue, rolled my eyes, and walked away. I filed a complaint, of course nothing came of it. Takes an act of Congress to discipline a nigger these days.
But wait. It gets worse.
Last night, I'm in the ER and a white female patient comes up to me. Her thumb is badly swollen and she's clearly in severe pain (she said she accidentally slammed it in her car door), so she came to the ER, but the doctor she just saw told her it was "just a bruise," gave her an ice pack, and told her to take Tylenol for the pain. The patient says, "I'm no doctor but this is NOT just a bruise." I quickly examine her thumb and say, "You're right, your thumb is dislocated." I then ask, "Who told you it was just a bruise?"
Guess who?
Before the patient can answer, I ask, "Was it Dr. Shit'stainia Jakscoon?"
"How did you know?"
"How did you think I know?" I give her the "I secretly hate niggers but can't say it out loud" look that I've mastered like a plantation owner and she gives me the same look back.
I sent her to a real doctor, who gave her a shot to numb the area, popped the thumb back into place, and sent her home with Vicodin.
I have a feeling Dr. Shit'stainia Jakscoon is going to become Unemployed Shit'stainia Jakscoon sooner than later. Being rude cunts to white people, they can get away with, but even a nigger can't get away with medical malpractice...yet.
Fucking niggers.
:bugeye
