Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
Totally unrelated, but nevertheless entertaining!
(I know there are ladies on here. Please accept my apology if you find this distasteful)
Many years ago, I was working at the airport. I was sent up to either the ticket counter or baggage in the passenger terminal.
I took care of whatever I was sent up there for and was headed back outside.
I had to take a leak really bad so I ducked into a public men's head located near a hallway leading to the gates.
As always, I try to observe restroom etiquette by not occupying a urinal next to one in use, however if I recall it was nearly a full house.
I was standing at the urinal relieving myself when I noticed my parka was just about to get hit by my piss stream.
I reached down with my free hand to push it out of the way accidentally striking my joint, which was set on full stream ahead.
I didn't piss on my parka, but I managed to briefly piss all over the right side partition.
Some old spook that looked like Fred Sanford wearing white Ronald McDonald sized clown shoe wing tips was to my right. The way he was standing placed his left toe under the partition, actually encroaching a bit into my space.
As the piss started running down the side partition, it started dripping onto his clown tips, COMPLETELY FILLING THE HOLES!
I had to shut her down, zip up and get out of there quick before Fred noticed what happend! I could barely contain my laughter as every hole was now a yellow dot!