Moochelle revealed her sprogs came from a syringe

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02-24-2021, 01:02 AM
IseDaDiva

Moochelle revealed her sprogs came from a syringe

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In the book, Becoming, Mrs Obama reveals that she had a miscarriage and used in vitro fertilisation to conceive both children, Malia and Sasha.

I guess it finally dawned on him that two bucks can't make a sprog by rump-ranging each other. No way he had a miscarriage. You need a uterus for that. Mike neglects to mention they used a "gestational carrier" - in other words, rent-a-womb.

The fawning of the BBC in this article is pretty sickening.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46154857
02-24-2021, 01:33 AM
tweakstick

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Big Mike, you will NEVER be a woman.
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02-24-2021, 01:54 AM
Ray Cizzums

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

I guess it finally dawned on him that two bucks can't make a sprog by rump-wrangling each other.

After feritilizing each others chocolate starfish dozens of times, they figured out neither one was a hermaphrodite,
and left it up to "The science". The doctors said Barry had a uterus, but it was polluted back in his twink escort days.
They decided Big Mike would transition, and call herself the mammy.
02-24-2021, 02:29 AM
Coon Club Road

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Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums

"After feritilizing each others chocolate starfish..."

One Liner Award Winner of the Day :thumb

Chocolate Starfish... that is fuckin' funny!
02-24-2021, 11:07 AM
IseDaDiva

For real? :eek:

http://www.chimpout.org/forum/attach...6&d=1613811666
02-24-2021, 11:23 AM
haywood

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Originally Posted by tweakstick

Big Mike, you will NEVER be a woman.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02-24-2021, 01:56 PM
Cat fur allergic

Literally everyone that is a realist knows. Everyone else brain washed thinks she is the most bootiful boon ever made!
02-24-2021, 04:37 PM
jenkemfactory

Even Big Mike knows, two bucks can't make a niglet.
02-24-2021, 04:42 PM
Midder Peenud Hayed

I'm not someone who does "conspiracies" easily, but I must admit, I have seen enough compelling visual and video evidence suggesting Muttchelle really could be a buck. The video posted by Alex Jones in late 2017 (I think...), clearly shows a swinging dick bouncing around in Big Mike's trousers as it exits a gym.

Further, there is a reason why Big Mike has never sought public office. It would have easily won the 2020 Dem' nomination if it had thrown its weeeeig into the ring.

There is a reason why Muttly surrendered its law license in 1993. What is that reason? I have no idea... Our attorney (a hater of all things Obama) thinks it's because Mikey lied on its BAR application. Fudged a little on the "gender" box perhaps...? Who knows?

Here's what I do know -- the entire Obama backstory is built upon lies and fabrications. Nothing would surprise me.
02-24-2021, 05:18 PM
Jim Crow

Who the fuck is that tranny nigger tryin to kid? Big Mike and it’s nigger punk who masqueraded as a President bought those monkey nigglets from a pet store.Male beasts can’t give birth!
02-24-2021, 07:18 PM
IseDaDiva

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Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed

I'm not someone who does "conspiracies" easily, but I must admit, I have seen enough compelling visual and video evidence suggesting Muttchelle really could be a buck. The video posted by Alex Jones in late 2017 (I think...), clearly shows a swinging dick bouncing around in Big Mike's trousers as it exits a gym.

Further, there is a reason why Big Mike has never sought public office. It would have easily won the 2020 Dem' nomination if it had thrown its weeeeig into the ring.

There is a reason why Muttly surrendered its law license in 1993. What is that reason? I have no idea... Our attorney (a hater of all things Obama) thinks it's because Mikey lied on its BAR application. Fudged a little on the "gender" box perhaps...? Who knows?

Here's what I do know -- the entire Obama backstory is built upon lies and fabrications. Nothing would surprise me.

There was a YT video, explaining point by point, with irrefutable biological evidence, that Mike is a buck. Seems it's been taken down because free speech has been outlawed if it in any way deNIGrates niggers or may offend libtards. You're only allowed to say terrible things about YT males and their toxic masculinity.
02-24-2021, 08:05 PM
Midder Peenud Hayed

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

There was a YT video, explaining point by point, with irrefutable biological evidence, that Mike is a buck. Seems it's been taken down because free speech has been outlawed if it in any way deNIGrates niggers or may offend libtards. You're only allowed to say terrible things about YT males and their toxic masculinity.

Yeah, I saw it. The narrator (an actual female, as I recall) systematically examined Muttly's physical attributes.

It's been several years since I watched the vid, but I came away from it with the impression that the case had been made. It was very compelling, to say the least.
02-24-2021, 08:22 PM
IseDaDiva

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Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed

Yeah, I saw it. The narrator (an actual female, as I recall) systematically examined Muttly's physical attributes.

It's been several years since I watched the vid, but I came away from it with the impression that the case had been made. It was very compelling, to say the least.

It was compelling. How can you argue biological facts, like placement of the navel and the existence of an Adam's Apple? I liked the pic of the Behemoth in a bikini, walking beside "a real woman" where the differences were glaring. But we know that now facts are rayciss.

The above pic, showing Moochy's massive shoulders and trapezius muscles compared to the other Mike (Tyson) make me think "she" could beat him in 3 rounds.
02-24-2021, 11:28 PM
Sandy

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Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed

There is a reason why Muttly surrendered its law license in 1993. What is that reason? I have no idea... Our attorney (a hater of all things Obama) thinks it's because Mikey lied on its BAR application. Fudged a little on the "gender" box perhaps...? Who knows?

Officially it's because keeping a law license requires CLE classes and paperwork. A lot of politicians do that, then get their licenses back after leaving office. But what could take up so much of a First Lady's time, or the "wife" of a nationally unknown Chicago politician? Like your attorney said, there was an ethics matter of some kind, and in corrupt places like Chicago, a state bar doesn't want any embarrassment. It would rather let someone "surrender" a license than lose it, like someone quietly "resigns to pursue new opportunities" instead of being fired.

I once worked with someone who lost his law license and got fired. It's not like he had a criminal record, but somehow the bar association found out he fudged a couple of previous employment details on his application. When the bar association found out, it revoked his license on ethics grounds. I still think the bar taking his license away was an overreaction, but it happened. He might have pissed off the wrong person. The shame is that the company would have let that go, but the job required a license to practice law, so the company had to let him go.

But when a nigger politician is protected enough, especially one that the Democratic Party was grooming since college for high office, it's really protected. So much gets swept under the rug.
02-25-2021, 10:17 AM
tweakstick

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

For real? :eek:

http://www.chimpout.org/forum/attach...6&d=1613811666

No, not for realz.

There actually is no Rep. Steve Smith, nor is there a 15th district where this guy claims to be from. This was nothing but a huge joke ripping on everyone and the prankster behind it got quite a few LOLZ until his twatter account was suspended.

In reality the guy behind this and many other pics is a professional troll:

https://medium.com/buzzfeed-collecti...n-b7002ad4f3fa

Nevertheless, that's pretty much what Big Mike looks like from behind and the trollster does make some hilarious shots.
02-25-2021, 11:59 AM
IseDaDiva

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Originally Posted by tweakstick

No, not for realz.

There actually is no Rep. Steve Smith, nor is there a 15th district where this guy claims to be from. This was nothing but a huge joke ripping on everyone and the prankster behind it got quite a few LOLZ until his twatter account was suspended.

In reality the guy behind this and many other pics is a professional troll:

https://medium.com/buzzfeed-collecti...n-b7002ad4f3fa

Nevertheless, that's pretty much what Big Mike looks like from behind and the trollster does make some hilarious shots.

Yes I was referring to the pictures. I have no idea who the poster is and doubt any political figure would post such things. They may think of it, but wouldn't post it. :lol