Niglet found daid in a washing machine

https://www.foxnews.com/us/seven-yea...report-missing

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A 7-year-old Texas boy was found dead inside a washing machine hours after his parents reported him missing Thursday.

The boy, Troy Khoeler, was first reported missing at roughly 6:30 a.m. local time, at which time he had been missing for 2-3 hours. The boy's father was at home during the time window, while his mother is believed to have been working a shift at a nearby hospital, according to the Harris County Sheriff's Office.

Police are still investigating the incident and no charges or arrests have been made, according to Fox 26.

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They should have just turned the washer on the spin cycle to launch the sprog into DNS.

Proof that whitey’s inventions are too sophisticated for niggers.

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Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat!

Proof that whitey’s inventions are too sophisticated for niggers.

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Tru Dat!!

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Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat!

Proof that whitey’s inventions are too sophisticated for niggers.

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Seven years old and doing dumb shit you'd expect from a baby.

When I read the subject line I was expecting something like this, where a larva nigglet was thrown into a washing machine by the MENSA member buck.

For anyone who hasn't seen it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0WUDmFx5jY&t=1s

And after 3 cycles it’s carcass probably still smells like shit!

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

Seven years old and doing dumb shit you'd expect from a baby.

When I read the subject line I was expecting something like this, where a larva nigglet was thrown into a washing machine by the MENSA member buck.

For anyone who hasn't seen it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0WUDmFx5jY&t=1s

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Exactly, I have an eight year old that I never have to worry about being in the washing machine. Perhaps some of mammy’s bling fell off in there it was trying to retrieve. I believe washing machines have claimed quite a few niglets over the years.

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Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat!

Exactly, I have an eight year old that I never have to worry about being in the washing machine. Perhaps some of mammy’s bling fell off in there it was trying to retrieve. I believe washing machines have claimed quite a few niglets over the years.

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Probably because of niggers and nigglets that this warning became necessary. I agree with whoever said to take the warnings off everything and let Mother Nature do her thing. The drop in the nigger population would be dramatic.

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A clean niglet

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A criminal investigation is underway please avoid the area. We ask for everyone’s prayers for the family," the statement continued.

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The cops know that snigglet didn't wrap itself around the agitator and turn the machine on by itself. All it would have to do is open the door to stop the machine. There's also no way that shitlett could fit in the washer without someone breaking a few bones first. Pappy done kilt it's ass and stuffed it in there and set the machine on hot/extra heavy load.

Stupid nigger. Ghetto lobster is made in the kitchen, not the laundry room.

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Originally Posted by tweakstick

The cops know that snigglet didn't wrap itself around the agitator and turn the machine on by itself. All it would have to do is open the door to stop the machine. There's also no way that shitlett could fit in the washer without someone breaking a few bones first. Pappy done kilt it's ass and stuffed it in there and set the machine on hot/extra heavy load.

Stupid nigger. Ghetto lobster is made in the kitchen, not the laundry room.

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That's not necessarily true. I was reading how to perfectly cook a large salmon filet in a dishwasher, so why not ghetto lobsta in the washing machine? Takes all the guesswork out of it!

And yes - thoughts and prayers for the grieving niggers. We know how they mourn the frequent passing of their crotch droppings. "Muh bay-bee!!Muh CHILE!" Attachment 20505

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Originally Posted by tweakstick

The cops know that snigglet didn't wrap itself around the agitator and turn the machine on by itself. All it would have to do is open the door to stop the machine. There's also no way that shitlett could fit in the washer without someone breaking a few bones first. Pappy done kilt it's ass and stuffed it in there and set the machine on hot/extra heavy load.

Stupid nigger. Ghetto lobster is made in the kitchen, not the laundry room.

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The little turd did it to is itself. Case closed. Now go spay and neuter the niggers.

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Originally Posted by tweakstick

The cops know that snigglet didn't wrap itself around the agitator and turn the machine on by itself. All it would have to do is open the door to stop the machine. There's also no way that shitlett could fit in the washer without someone breaking a few bones first. Pappy done kilt it's ass and stuffed it in there and set the machine on hot/extra heavy load.

Stupid nigger. Ghetto lobster is made in the kitchen, not the laundry room.

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The little turd did it to is itself. Case closed. Now go spay and neuter the niggers.