Polo G, cRapper, writes touching eulogy to daid cRapper B-Money

I'm out after this. I simply cannot keep up with the endless crimes of the 13%.

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Polo G is saying goodbye to his close friend B-Money following a fatal shooting in Chicago this weekend. There is presently a lot of speculation as to what happened during the lead-up to B-Money’s shooting, but Polo G has spoken out to eulogize his friend, sending love to his family.

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Aww. This brought a tear to my eye. Pure poetry.

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You was the very 1st n***a to eva show me support in this shit when wasn’t nobody stuntin this shìt fr u let me kno I could do it & had my back all the way my 1st shows my 1st videos the shit I 1st recorded u was the 1st to hear it dis shìt stretch all the way to the sandbox doe befo this rap shit We was Just Rockin stages & hoppin off jets broski shìt ain’t posed to b like this yk imma turn up fa u doe fasho I love u broski. just watch Ova me broski I got u man.”

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Thoughts and prayers to all B-Money's fambly and friends. May their hearts heal!

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Is there any translation available? I don't speak ghetto!

Written like a true dumb ass ebonics nigger!

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Originally Posted by Noghettospoken

Is there any translation available? I don't speak ghetto!

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Sadly, I can only find Human > Nigger/gangsta/cRap translators, as though any normal human wants to sound like an illiterate runaway slave.

That's some of the bixiest nood I've ever read. Fo' real, doe.

Crappers act like they are exposing how bad America is to niggers, when all they expose is what total scum they and their gangsta pals are.

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Originally Posted by Noghettospoken

Is there any translation available? I don't speak ghetto!

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It's too much for my Automatic Niggerbabble Translator, but let me try it manually:

"You were the first homie to pound my ass when I couldn't get any from even the most desperate AIDS scarecrow DL buck in the hood. You literally had my back. Then when I recorded my DL homie porn videos at home, complete with my beatboxing soundtrack, I couldn't wait to show them to you first. Before we attempted our cRap careers, we were trespassing at rivals' cRap concerts to try to make names for ourselves. It wasn't supposed to be like this, we were supposed to be DL homies for life, so I'm going to take my nigger garb to a higher level. I love you my DL homoe. Watch out Ova, I'm going to cap your ass."

Thanks! That clears it it up, somewhat!

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Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman

It's too much for my Automatic Niggerbabble Translator, but let me try it manually:

"You were the first homie to pound my ass when I couldn't get any from even the most desperate AIDS scarecrow DL buck in the hood. You literally had my back. Then when I recorded my DL homie porn videos at home, complete with my beatboxing soundtrack, I couldn't wait to show them to you first. Before we attempted our cRap careers, we were trespassing at rivals' cRap concerts to try to make names for ourselves. It wasn't supposed to be like this, we were supposed to be DL homies for life, so I'm going to take my nigger garb to a higher level. I love you my DL homoe. Watch out Ova, I'm going to cap your ass."

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Thank you for the translation. Now it makes sense. :lol

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Perhaps somebody should be keeping a running tally on how many cRappers have been made real good since January first, 2021, and how many total in all nigger history, gnomesayin? Not that I consider any goodified cRapper a loss by any stretch of the imagination, but rather a motive for much THANKSGIVING, gnomesayin?

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Originally Posted by Chimp Detester

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Perhaps somebody should be keeping a running tally on how many cRappers have been made real good since January first, 2021, and how many total in all nigger history, gnomesayin? Not that I consider any goodified cRapper a loss by any stretch of the imagination, but rather a motive for much THANKSGIVING, gnomesayin?

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Can a man count the grains of sand on the beach, or the stars in the sky?

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Originally Posted by Chimp Detester

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Perhaps somebody should be keeping a running tally on how many cRappers have been made real good since January first, 2021, and how many total in all nigger history, gnomesayin? Not that I consider any goodified cRapper a loss by any stretch of the imagination, but rather a motive for much THANKSGIVING, gnomesayin?

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This is a partial list of cRappers who were murdered (not the drug overdoses, liver failures, self-deletions,etc). Most were "Shot and killed" but for a little variety we had three "Stabbed to deff", one "Shot and run over" and one "Beaten and shot". :lol

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

This is a partial list of cRappers who were murdered (not the drug overdoses, liver failures, self-deletions,etc). Most were "Shot and killed" but for a little variety we had three "Stabbed to deff", one "Shot and run over" and one "Beaten and shot". :lol

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The full list has to be many times bigger, even if we don't include all the high skrool bucks that call themselves "rappers."

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Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman

The full list has to be many times bigger, even if we don't include all the high skrool bucks that call themselves "rappers."

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I posted a list sometime back and I'm sure it was longer.

In the meantime, did we know about the tragic loss of WizDaWizard, whose carcass was found in Hallandale Beach?

There's also SpotemGottem, but sadly, nigger marksmanship left him merely winged in da laigs.

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...beach/2553521/

AWWW Shit muh dawgs, B-Monkey beeze Daids?

Seriously though, is it possible for a rapper to get life insurance? To live to a ripe old age and die of natural causes? I don't know how. That has to be one of the most dangerous careers around. They always get shot! When was the last time you heard of a rock or country singer getting shot? Yeah its happened, but its few and far between. You can't go a week without seeing some news headline about some nigger rapper with a jacked up name being shot. I wanna see a rapper named Lil Bullet Catcher or maybe Slug Magnet.

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

I'm out after this. I simply cannot keep up with the endless crimes of the 13%.



Aww. This brought a tear to my eye. Pure poetry.



Thoughts and prayers to all B-Money's fambly and friends. May their hearts heal!

:rofl

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How touching! :pnh

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Originally Posted by Buck Simian

AWWW Shit muh dawgs, B-Monkey beeze Daids?

Seriously though, is it possible for a rapper to get life insurance? To live to a ripe old age and die of natural causes? I don't know how. That has to be one of the most dangerous careers around. They always get shot! When was the last time you heard of a rock or country singer getting shot? Yeah its happened, but its few and far between. You can't go a week without seeing some news headline about some nigger rapper with a jacked up name being shot. I wanna see a rapper named Lil Bullet Catcher or maybe Slug Magnet.

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I vaguely remember a movie, something in the last 20 years, with a subplot about a life insurance actuary determining if they could give a policy at all. The client was a rich guy known for doing a lot of incredibly dangerous stunts.

For cRappers? Guaranteed acceptance for 18 years and older, with $100 a month for each $200 of death benefits (and you know niggers are stupid enough to think that's a great deal). Limited benefits the first two years, meaning a bucket of KFC sent to the funeral.