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:lmao That's some funny shit there, Dave! :lmao
That is a thing of beauty! :lol
I don't even drink but I'd like to toast with that!
Do they have a drink for Saint George Floyd too?
I believe they have a few.
The Widowmaker:
2 ounces gin
1/4 ounce dry vermouth
1/4 ounce absinthe
1 Mouthy Dindu
1 Drop cheap green food coloring from a fake $20
Pour the ingredients into a large black Ziploc bag. Shake well. Strain into a chilled morgue refrigerator. Serve and enjoy!
Mudslide:
Ice
1 to 1 1/2 ounces vodka
1 ounce coffee liqueur
1 ounce Irish cream liqueur
Pour the ingredients onto pavement and crush for 8 minutes, 46 seconds. Scoop all ingredients back into container, serve cold.
Obituary:
2 ounces gin
1/4 ounce dry vermouth
1/4 ounce absinthe
Fentanyl 11 ng/mL
Norfentanyl 5.6 ng/mL
4-ANPP 0.65 ng/mL
Methamphetamine 19 ng/mL
THC: 11-Hydroxy Delta-9 THC 1.2 ng/mL; Delta-9 Carboxy THC 42 ng/mL; Delta-9 THC 2.9 ng/mL
Cotinine & Caffeine to taste
In a black oversized hypertensive mixing glass filled with cracked ice, pour all ingredients. Stir well. Wait for mixture to assume room temperature and serve in a gold foil covered rectangular box. Followup with multiple Molotov Cocktails.