'Member that nigger who tried to be a superhero irl?

The Tale of Phoenix Jones.
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Nigger saw Kick-Ass once, a lightbulb went off in that dumbass (impractical) square afro, and only after a year of getting his ass kicked the nigger decides to start selling crack instead.
"Married" a coal burner who decided to dress up with him. Called herself Purple Reign (dumbest shit I've ever heard.)
"Hello, Miss Purple Reign, I'm Creeping Death, these are my friends, Rock and Roll All Nite and Runnin' With The Devil, and our new modern sidekick, Dude Looks Like A Lady."

I'd hazard a guess that there aren't many neurons firing inside that thick dome.

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

I'd hazard a guess that there aren't many neurons firing inside that thick dome.

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They're all burning out in his wool. Doesn't take much.