You can't make this stuff up. At least it was on the right track with the name.
Woman Uses Gorilla Glue To Style Her Hair in Viral TikTok Video (theroot.com)
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You can't make this stuff up. At least it was on the right track with the name.
Woman Uses Gorilla Glue To Style Her Hair in Viral TikTok Video (theroot.com)
Any glue that sows use to attach roadkill is technically "Gorilla" in nature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Espantoon
Normally when I read the subject lines here I'm pretty blase about the nigger monkeyshines. I read this one and said out loud, "WHAT???"
I hope she used Gorilla Glue on those trarantulas on her eyelids too.
I can imagine the eye rolling and lol'ing going on there at the dumb things niggers do.Quote:
We saw the video as well, and we do not recommend using our products in hair, as they are considered permanent.”
"IT DON'T MOVE!" Try to learn to speak Human, you ludicrous, bug-eyed sow.
She saw the gorilla on the commercial, and thought "She look good. Gibs me somma dat".Quote:
Originally Posted by IseDaDiva
A propane torch should take that right off.
I’ve used gorilla glue for crafts.It is highly flammable.I recommend to apply a new coating of gorilla glue and then strike a match. Problem solved!
I'd go with MAPP gas. That hurr style needs a good brazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rastus Nigger
Gorilla Glue.
Very appropriate.
Speaks for itself.
https://nypost.com/2021/02/07/woman-...rish-hospital/
https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...8&h=410&crop=1Da sheeboon beez gettin medicals helps. I'd love to see a picture of this androgynous ape after it is all over. Stupid whitey hepping this shit ape:melonA complete waste of resources.
You beat me to the punch on this one, you white devil !Quote:
Originally Posted by InsufferableNigg
they should have just put on some more glue onto the dumb sow's heyad and then stuck it outside on a light pole as a warning to other niggers !!
Found the video. This dingbat is in tears. I swear we've got the dumbest of the dumb down here!
https://worldstar.com/video.php?v=wshh15U6Xa1tA8H96AnJ
That's right across the river from me. Maybe I should go pay her a visit and give her some of my gorilla glue remover for free as a neighborly gesture:
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/15...g?v=1505601571
And now a nigger lottery attempt! As if suing someone for using their product improperly ha sany chance of winning.
I STILL CAN'T GET THIS GLUE OUT AFTER ER!!!
Might Be Time to Sue
And the ape is crowdfunding gibsmuhdats as well.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/08/goril...on-sue-tiktok/Quote:
Tessica's already crowdfunding for her medical bills ... a GoFundMe has raised $9,000 and counting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9QjRl4Mfug
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Yeah, we all saw it coming from a mile away.
Here's hoping that other niggers fall for this bait. Feel free to post it all over social media!
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I think you missed the joke. They had nothing to do with that pic. This was 4 chan type shit stirring nigger haters like us having fun with the niggers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums
I'm so used to companies caving in to nigger demands, that I fell for this, hook, line and sinker.Quote:
Originally Posted by tweakstick
I just hope the niggers do, too!!!:rofl:rofl:roflQuote:
Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums
Here is the perfect time to break out your belt sander with some 60 grit belts. You know when it stops sparking you hit meat!
:rofl:roflQuote:
Originally Posted by zagnut
Oh I don't THINK SO!
Do you know how hard it is to get replacement parts for old Craftsman tools now?
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We all know who is paying for this gorilla to get its fur cleaned.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsufferableNigg