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I'll be happy to do so, followed by a tip of my hat, a toodley-doo, and a river dance.
Then off I go, with a spring in my step, and a song in my heart....
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Good one Diva!
I sent this to my daughter (36) and she wants a sweatshirt. Chop-chop Diva, let's get those made. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by IseDaDiva
If you knew my daughter like I do, you'd know that she'd damn sure wear it too. If you think my reserve of fucks to give is depleted, she's running at a deficit. A chip off the ol' block for sure but with ovaries, a mouth like a longshoreman, a twisted sense of humor and a discernible contempt for niggers. That's my girl!
Haha! Fake, but funny!
You rock Diva! Mrs Nig Zero wants one too!
Might be a great clothing line "#PleaseKill"...but that might sound a wee bit violent and we can't have that because it's "against the rules"
I'd like to order that for my girl friend!!Quote:
Originally Posted by IseDaDiva
The "Please Kill" part is real. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jenkemfactory
She sounds a lot like me. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SC Anemia
It seems you raised her right! Good job.
:lol pictured Ned Flanders doing this. Dat sheeit be funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums
Oh you have no idea. :lol. She'll drop a 'N' bomb WITHOUT glancing around to see who's in earshot. Zero fucks. And those beta cucks you have so much contempt for....I've seen her on more than one occasion step up to one (if she's pissed) and invite them to throw down. She grew up fighting with two older brothers and has no qualms about going fist-to-cuffs. She's a pretty little blonde haired Swede and very much a lady most of the time but she can hit. Hit me a few times harder than a lot of men I've sparred with.Quote:
Originally Posted by IseDaDiva
Physical altercations have never been my thing, at least not since I was about 8 years old and beat up the neighbour boy. :lol He never lived it down, but that was the last time I got into a fight. Cursing like a longshoreman - well - mea culpa!Quote:
Originally Posted by SC Anemia
One of my girl cousins once made the mistake of bringing her obnoxious boyfriend to a family barbecue. After a few beers,Quote:
Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat!
his mouth had him at odds with one of my uncles, who was definitely no one to mess with. An Irish song was playing,
inspiring me to do a little jig, before hanging my size 14 sneaker in the mouthy lad's ass. That kicked off a front lawn
beating by my cousins, followed by much revelry. My cousins still regale the family with tales of my silly dance....
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