Close......oh, so close, but no batwings.
I have friends from when I went to church years ago my parents' age. The man is a Honky veteran from Maryland, the woman is a Cuban who escaped Communism, hates niggers and Castro in that order. They have a foul, nasty, coal burning piece of shit water buffalo of a daughter who has a niglet.
Coal burner weighs 290 lbs.
Anyway, some nigga popped this sow in the back with his 9 last Sunday, but she was airlifted to a hospital in Charlotte and survived( dammit).
The funny part is that the chopper crew needed to know how much this bitch weighed so they could be assured of lifting off safely.
I had said something to my mother years ago about," Don't worry, one of her bucks will kill her." I almost became a prophet again......
