Niggers and the Great American Food Show

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03-01-2021, 08:40 PM
GDRHammer

Niggers and the Great American Food Show

Last night, my pretty redhead wife and not so pretty me decided to go out and get a burger from Five Guys. They really do make a good burger. If you are anything like most people, a food-selfie is not all that uncommon. Hell, I do it all the time provided the food is good. So, wifey and I are unbagging the burgers and what happens? How many guesses would you like? Spoiler Alert....Niggers of the sheboon breed (ugh).
So while my stomach is doing back-flips over the thought of these two skanks, I think for just a moment that maybe they are taking their food to go. Maybe? Hopefully? NOPE! The come right on over and sit down right next to us. I-am-fucking-thrilled. They start ooking and eeking about some shit and they do the whole nigger lip-smacking routine. Stereotypical TNB. But now the show really starts. These two nigger cum dumps start posing...I mean really dramatic posing...with their fucking burgers! WTF!!! It did not matter to them that practically every person there was just glaring at the gorillas with disgust and contempt. They just kept hamburgering it up to their hearts content. They had the full nigger uniform on...the high-top sneekers, the jewelled yoga pants, the ill-fitting shirt, the Mr.T jewelry kit, and gorilla fingernails all painted black...

We ate as normally as possible, but you know...niggers. Frankly we couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Shit like this is why there should be segregation. These animals ruin everything, even a simple hamburger. Niggers can fuck up gravity...
03-01-2021, 09:42 PM
Sandy

Five Guys is really good stuff, but I never thought it worthy of overacted food selfies. Did they start accepting EBT and that's why the two niggerpotamuses acted like they're celebrating winning the lottery?
03-01-2021, 10:16 PM
haywood

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Originally Posted by GDRHammer

Last night, my pretty redhead wife and not so pretty me decided to go out and get a burger from Five Guys. They really do make a good burger. If you are anything like most people, a food-selfie is not all that uncommon. Hell, I do it all the time provided the food is good. So, wifey and I are unbagging the burgers and what happens? How many guesses would you like? Spoiler Alert....Niggers of the sheboon breed (ugh).
So while my stomach is doing back-flips over the thought of these two skanks, I think for just a moment that maybe they are taking their food to go. Maybe? Hopefully? NOPE! The come right on over and sit down right next to us. I-am-fucking-thrilled. They start ooking and eeking about some shit and they do the whole nigger lip-smacking routine. Stereotypical TNB. But now the show really starts. These two nigger cum dumps start posing...I mean really dramatic posing...with their fucking burgers! WTF!!! It did not matter to them that practically every person there was just glaring at the gorillas with disgust and contempt. They just kept hamburgering it up to their hearts content. They had the full nigger uniform on...the high-top sneekers, the jewelled yoga pants, the ill-fitting shirt, the Mr.T jewelry kit, and gorilla fingernails all painted black...

We ate as normally as possible, but you know...niggers. Frankly we couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Shit like this is why there should be segregation. These animals ruin everything, even a simple hamburger. Niggers can fuck up gravity...

Tru Dat, maing!!
03-02-2021, 01:15 AM
Ignatow

I always go to In n Out. Five Guys is good, IMO, just more expensive (but bigger burgers). When there's a nigger nearby I just stand up and leave. They are shameless, as if people really care how they look. Delusional. Unfortunately our laws prohibit segregation, so we are forced to just be as far away from them as possible.

TV shows them dressed outlandishly, and we are told we need to be more open and accepting. Our first step is boycotting nigger sports, nigger movies, etc. I still have hope people will wake up and realize they are lower than scum.
03-02-2021, 11:18 AM
Sandy

We like In N Out too. I don't think I've ever seen a nigger at the closest one, behind the counter or eating. With that and the old-fashioned uniforms, it makes us feel like we're in the 1950s. :)
03-02-2021, 07:23 PM
Sambo

Quote:

Originally Posted by GDRHammer

Last night, my pretty redhead wife and not so pretty me decided to go out and get a burger from Five Guys. They really do make a good burger. If you are anything like most people, a food-selfie is not all that uncommon. Hell, I do it all the time provided the food is good. So, wifey and I are unbagging the burgers and what happens? How many guesses would you like? Spoiler Alert....Niggers of the sheboon breed (ugh).
So while my stomach is doing back-flips over the thought of these two skanks, I think for just a moment that maybe they are taking their food to go. Maybe? Hopefully? NOPE! The come right on over and sit down right next to us. I-am-fucking-thrilled. They start ooking and eeking about some shit and they do the whole nigger lip-smacking routine. Stereotypical TNB. But now the show really starts. These two nigger cum dumps start posing...I mean really dramatic posing...with their fucking burgers! WTF!!! It did not matter to them that practically every person there was just glaring at the gorillas with disgust and contempt. They just kept hamburgering it up to their hearts content. They had the full nigger uniform on...the high-top sneekers, the jewelled yoga pants, the ill-fitting shirt, the Mr.T jewelry kit, and gorilla fingernails all painted black...

We ate as normally as possible, but you know...niggers. Frankly we couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Shit like this is why there should be segregation. These animals ruin everything, even a simple hamburger. Niggers can fuck up gravity...

Niggers seem to have no self awareness and no idea about how repulsive they are to humans.
03-03-2021, 06:50 PM
IseDaDiva

I bet they had marinated in the cheapest, most sick-making perfume too, to try and hide their funk. It doesn't work.

To paraphrase an old TV commercial:

Kid: "Eww, Mom! It smells like niggers in here!"

<Mom sprays with air freshener>

Kid: "Eww, Mom! Now it smell like niggers and ROSES!"
04-13-2021, 04:53 PM
Tar Remover

Quote:

Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

I bet they had marinated in the cheapest, most sick-making perfume too, to try and hide their funk. It doesn't work.

To paraphrase an old TV commercial:

Kid: "Eww, Mom! It smells like niggers in here!"

<Mom sprays with air freshener>

Kid: "Eww, Mom! Now it smell like niggers and ROSES!"

:rofl
04-13-2021, 04:54 PM
Tar Remover

I would have got the fuck up and switched seating. And made a big show of doing it.......
04-13-2021, 05:03 PM
Rastus Nigger

The only places niggers should be allowed to eat are cages, prison and Apefrica. I've walked out of a few restaurants after niggers came in.