Shriveled up, fish lipped crack she boon tells cops she's 'Beyonce' after being pulled over in stolen car

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03-10-2020, 02:21 PM
Whitey Ford

Shriveled up, fish lipped crack she boon tells cops she's 'Beyonce' after being pulled over in stolen car

Las Cruces woman driving stolen vehicle claims to be Beyoncé

https://i.imgur.com/P8uBpWQ.jpg

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A woman caught driving a stolen vehicle early Saturday morning, allegedly told police she was pop singer Beyoncé Knowles.

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At the time of her arrest, Henry had a municipal bench warrant issued for failing to appear.

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Police report Henry told the officer she found the keys in the vehicle and decided to take it for a joy ride. She also allegedly told police that she didn't stop driving when she saw the emergency lights because she didn't feel like it.

https://www.lcsun-news.com/story/new...es/5001091002/
03-10-2020, 03:49 PM
Buck Simian

Its not her? Honestly i can't tell the difference, they all look the same to me. Line up Beyonce, Serena Williams, Mike Tyson and the nigger in this article side by side and i could not tell which is which.
03-10-2020, 04:30 PM
deadmann83

Awww man Beyonce really let itself go hahaha
03-11-2020, 02:38 AM
tweakstick

^^^While Gorilliams looks like Tyson, I'm pretty sure Tyson is the one with the face tattoos.
03-11-2020, 10:30 AM
IseDaDiva

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Originally Posted by Buck Simian

Its not her? Honestly i can't tell the difference, they all look the same to me. Line up Beyonce, Serena Williams, Mike Tyson and the nigger in this article side by side and i could not tell which is which.

:lol It's like they're all the same nigger with different wigs.