Why did this burner drive around with a dead dinge in her trunk for 10 days?

This rough-looking, tatted-up burner picks up this ugly old silverback and goes to a party with him. In a stunning departure from tradition, the old coon ends up daid in her trunk. She must have a cast-iron stomach to live with the smell of the rotting pavement ape.

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Witnesses said they saw John Swanigan at Smith's Grocery Store in Gifford and was picked up by Sanchez in an older silver BMW, according to the Indian River County Sheriff's Office. They were also seen Saturday, Jan. 9 at a house party and left together.

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The nigger's loving fambly only reported him missing after a week had gone by. BLM!


https://mycbs4.com/news/local/woman-...or-over-a-week

"Andrea Sanchez, of Sebastian, is facing charges of abusing a dead human body."

Sheeeeeiiiitttt... if I were Dirty Sanchez, I'd claim Sambo was abusing my nostrils!

Usually, I can read a story like this and come up with what really happened and why.

I'm just stumped with this one. It's got everything but answers:

Old greasy, sleazy nog
Young, gangbanger looking bull daggah
No motive
Claimed attempted muh dikkery
No attempt to dispose of dayed nigger
Mobile dayed nigger storage
Flies
Fambly don't care

OK, those last two are normal for the average nigger but it's the number of flies...

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Even after an autopsy, investigators do not know how Swanigan died. “He was not shot or stabbed, no strangulation that they can see,” Flowers said. For now, Sanchez is only charged with improperly disposing a body.

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Well, she'll beat that rap. She didn't dispose of the nigger. It was still in her trunk - that's just mobile DNS.


Edit. I have a theory now. She wanted it for protection, having seen this commercial as a child. She stuck it in her trunk and forgot about it once she sobered up, having been partying all night before. It was too late by that time, the monkey had expired. This is why you teach your kids not to do drugs.

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What’s wrong with the bitch?There are a lot of places in FL to dispose of a dead nigger.

Can you imagine the stench?

Looks like a pair of bucks to me.

That doesn't look like a woman LOL. But niggers will muh dik anything. Even scary gangbangers with face tattoos that look like men.

But, how did the nigger end up in the trunk? I once read that a lot of the major psycho serial killers had really bad senses of smell, and would often ignore horrible scents that would make normal people gag. So I understand her not gagging on the dead nigger aroma,. But, how did the nigger end up in the trunk? LOL

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Originally Posted by Jim Crow

What’s wrong with the bitch?There are a lot of places in FL to dispose of a dead nigger.

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Much better than a Beemer's trunk!

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Originally Posted by Whitey Ford

That doesn't look like a woman LOL. But niggers will muh dik anything. Even scary gangbangers with face tattoos that look like men.

But, how did the nigger end up in the trunk? I once read that a lot of the major psycho serial killers had really bad senses of smell, and would often ignore horrible scents that would make normal people gag. So I understand her not gagging on the dead nigger aroma,. But, how did the nigger end up in the trunk? LOL

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Yeah, like t he nig serial killer Kendall "Stinky" Francois and his retarded fambly I just posted about.

A lot of interesting theories here on how a dead nigger might end up in one's trunk. Was he good before she put him in the trunk? Overdosed on Fentanyl? She threw him in there when he attempted to muh dik her and he couldn't breeve? She did so many drugs she forgot the rotting carcass was in the trunk? She knew it was there, but just said, "Screw it", because it was too much trouble to get rid of it? It was such a mess by the time she remembered it was there she decided to just let it mummify?

we always know the story when a dead burner is in or on some buck's property, but this? It's truly a mystery.

Maybe she has some pet alligators, and they like an extra-funky, other than fresh, dead nigger.
A week in a trunk in Florida, must have been 10,000 blow flies around that car.

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Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums

Maybe she has some pet alligators, and they like an extra-funky, other than fresh, dead nigger.
A week in a trunk in Florida, must have been 10,000 blow flies around that car.

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One time my husband and I bought a bunch of meat in Vermont. We got home and put it away and this was in winter. The next time we got in the car we noticed a bad smell, but couldn't figure it out. Finally we tore the trunk apart and found that some meat juices had dripped down into the spare tire compartment. The smell, just from that, was so horrific we were gagging and had to put on masks as we scrubbed it out.

Imagine the noxious fumes from a full-grown buck rotting in your trunk? It boggles the mind.

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Originally Posted by tweakstick

Usually, I can read a story like this and come up with what really happened and why.

I'm just stumped with this one. It's got everything but answers:

Old greasy, sleazy nog
Young, gangbanger looking bull daggah
No motive
Claimed attempted muh dikkery
No attempt to dispose of dayed nigger
Mobile dayed nigger storage
Flies
Fambly don't care

OK, those last two are normal for the average nigger but it's the number of flies...



Well, she'll beat that rap. She didn't dispose of the nigger. It was still in her trunk - that's just mobile DNS.


Edit. I have a theory now. She wanted it for protection, having seen this commercial as a child. She stuck it in her trunk and forgot about it once she sobered up, having been partying all night before. It was too late by that time, the monkey had expired. This is why you teach your kids not to do drugs.

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I am dying of laughter.
:rofl

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

Finally we tore the trunk apart and found that some meat juices had dripped down into the spare tire compartment. Imagine the noxious fumes from a full-grown buck rotting in your trunk? It boggles the mind.

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That car had to be declared a total loss, but probably got auctioned off, power washed, and is out there for sale.
I once missed a half a flat of squid in the main deck box of my wicked tuna boat, while cleaning up after a trip offshore. Two summer days later, I knew something was wrong when I got within 20 feet of the boat. My eyes were watering, as I searched, until I picked up the hatch, and was bowled over. The horror those detectives endured must have been ten times worse.

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Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums

That car had to be declared a total loss, but probably got auctioned off, power washed, and is out there for sale.
I once missed a half a flat of squid in the main deck box of my wicked tuna boat, while cleaning up after a trip offshore. Two summer days later, I knew something was wrong when I got within 20 feet of the boat. My eyes were watering, as I searched, until I picked up the hatch, and was bowled over.

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I can just imagine! Sympathies.

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The horror those detectives endured must have been ten times worse.

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Let's defund the police. I'm sure they can find someone else who wants to open a trunk and come face to face with a toxic, decomposed, maggot-filled dead nog. That silverback looked bad enough when it was still sucking in oxygen. The cops earned their pay for the year with that find.

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Originally Posted by Groid_Rage

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Much better than a Beemer's trunk!

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In The words of Josie wales(buzzards got to eat,same as worms)

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

This rough-looking, tatted-up burner picks up this ugly old silverback and goes to a party with him. In a stunning departure from tradition, the old coon ends up daid in her trunk. She must have a cast-iron stomach to live with the smell of the rotting pavement ape.



The nigger's loving fambly only reported him missing after a week had gone by. BLM!


https://mycbs4.com/news/local/woman-...or-over-a-week

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Because her filthy, coalburning crotch smelled so bad that she needed a dead nigger to mask the stench.:lol