Originally Posted by
Buck Simian
We had one die years ago in a place i worked. Fat, huge, obese thing. He would walk 30 feet and have to stop and lean up against something to catch its breath. One Friday quitting time comes, we all scramble out and head for our cars. Apparently Fat Albert made it to his van. Hot summer day at that. It passed out inside of its car and died there. Monday morning comes and nobody checks on anything. Several days go by without him showing up for work and finally someone notices this blubber whales van and peaks in it. His family was all pissed because we just let it stay there without checking on it. What does it matter at that point, he was long dead anyways thus even if someone had looked on Monday morning the outcome would have been the same. Plus if they were so concerned for him why didn't they come looking for him to begin with? Regardless, its just a Affirmative Action employee, they are easy to replace.
