Panties on the Airplane

Three large Sheboons were getting ready to take a plane trip for The very first time.

The first coon said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefoe' I gets on dat plane.'

"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two axed.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna finds me furse".

The second spook said, "Well, then I'ze a-gonna wear me some Floe resant orange panties".

"Why you gonna wear dem"?the others axed.

The spook answered, "Cause if dis hare plane be goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me furse".

The third shine say, Well, I ain’t gonna wear no panties...

"What"? "No panties"? the others axed in disbelief!

The third shine say, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box furse"!

:vomit
I'll give you this much: It's pretty rare that someone tells a nigger joke that I haven't heard before. Double score for the nausea factor.

What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!

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Originally Posted by Jim Crow

What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!

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Reminds me of the old nigger joke... if a light skinned nigger and a dark skinned nigger are in a cop car, who's driving?

The Cop!

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Originally Posted by Jim Crow

What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!

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And I guess you would call a nigger who does all of the the above a 'CHIMPMATE'.

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Originally Posted by MightyWhite

And I guess you would call a nigger who does all of the the above a 'CHIMPMATE'.

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Just another nigger!

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Originally Posted by tweakstick

:vomit
I'll give you this much: It's pretty rare that someone tells a nigger joke that I haven't heard before. Double score for the nausea factor.

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Why do niggeresses wear short skirts and no underwear at picnics?

To keep the flies off the chicken!

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Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman

Why do niggeresses wear short skirts and no underwear at picnics?

To keep the flies off the chicken!

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Ewwww.... just ewwwww!

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Originally Posted by Jim Crow

What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!