Here's more idiotic excuse-making for the magic flying nigger that fell to Earth.
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I haven't tried a cartwheel since I was a kid, but I could lift the magic flying nigger with one hand. Can it do its own body weight with one hand?
The nigger has "accomplishments" in favoritism-ridden judging. So what? I could make a list of my professional accomplishments that the nigger could never hope to do, even in an apefirmative action setting.
Just because we aren't magic flying niggers doesn't mean we can't point and laugh when the #1 magic flying nigger suddenly breaks down "mentally," because it finally has to compete in harsh judging.
Well, there's one thing it definitely can do that I refuse to: make excuses so the world doesn't realize it isn't as good as it really is. Oh, and I also can't use my feet to eat a banana.