Nigger at the Abarth dealership

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03-23-2019, 05:37 AM
Odin's balls

Nigger at the Abarth dealership

Just had the car serviced at the Abarth dealer near me.

I always use this dealership for three reasons:

1. They know the car.
2. Always great service by friendly human staff.
3. No niggers.

Today was different. The car went in for it's service and the girl behind the service desk came over to tell me the car was ready and would I like a complimentary wash and vacuum.

While sitting and waiting for my car, I noticed some lazy coon casually wandering around the showroon wiping the fingermarks off of the display models.

This is the apeman they are now using for the complimentary wash and vacuum.

A polite 'No, thank you' sufficed.

My car 'Bella' will never contain niggers.

It think it may also be time to change service garages.
03-23-2019, 10:28 AM
jenkemfactory

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odin's balls

Just had the car serviced at the Abarth dealer near me.

I always use this dealership for three reasons:

1. They know the car.
2. Always great service by friendly human staff.
3. No niggers.

Today was different. The car went in for it's service and the girl behind the service desk came over to tell me the car was ready and would I like a complimentary wash and vacuum.

While sitting and waiting for my car, I noticed some lazy coon casually wandering around the showroon wiping the fingermarks off of the display models.

This is the apeman they are now using for the complimentary wash and vacuum.

A polite 'No, thank you' sufficed.

My car 'Bella' will never contain niggers.

It think it may also be time to change service garages.

If the business wants to survive, it is required to hire niggers.
Otherwise: racism!
03-24-2019, 01:53 AM
Chimpwhipper

He's probably there scoping out cars for his posse to steal.
03-24-2019, 07:32 AM
Cracka Jack

Fix It Again Toby! :lol
03-24-2019, 08:16 AM
Chimpout

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Originally Posted by Cracka Jack

Fix It Again Toby! :lol

Love it!

You also won't find a nigger in a BMW Dealership.
03-24-2019, 01:12 PM
White Orchid

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Originally Posted by Chimpout

Love it!

You also won't find a nigger in a BMW Dealership.

BMW dealers are too smart to hire niggers for even wiping windows.
03-24-2019, 01:33 PM
SC Anemia

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Originally Posted by Cracka Jack

Fix It Again Toby! :lol

Somewhat of a hand grenade joke there, took a few seconds. I had to look up what an Abarth was. :lol. Good one!
03-24-2019, 02:47 PM
Ignatow

Must be a Somali immigrant nigger who just wants to add diversity to the UK. Filthy monkey.
03-24-2019, 02:48 PM
Chimpout

Quote:

Originally Posted by White Orchid

BMW dealers are too smart to hire niggers for even wiping windows.

Over here they pay the fine for no tobys. Its cheaper.
03-28-2019, 08:13 PM
Whitey Ford

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Originally Posted by Odin's balls

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complimentary wash and vacuum.

Anything of value that you might've left in your car would've been 'vacuumed' out of it for sure! :lol
03-29-2019, 03:15 PM
Odin's balls

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cracka Jack

Fix It Again Toby! :lol

Cheeky! :lol

We also have Lotus = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily
03-29-2019, 04:52 PM
SC Anemia
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Originally Posted by Odin's balls

Cheeky! :lol

We also have Lotus = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily

At least American cars don't have Lucas ignition and electrical systems. Those should come from the factory with a multimeter and soldering iron. :lol

https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/o...s-jokes-21723/
Quote:
Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.
The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.
"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob..."
03-29-2019, 05:32 PM
Cracka Jack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odin's balls

Cheeky! :lol

We also have Lotus = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Why do the English drink warm beer? They've got Lucas refrigerators! :lol

Actually I'm restarting a car project that has been on the back burner for quite a while. Putting a 5.0L Ford V8 in a '72 Triumph GT6. It's akin to trying to shove a watermelon into your belly button. :lmao
03-29-2019, 05:49 PM
White Orchid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odin's balls

And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Fucking Over Rated Disaster
Found On Road Dead
03-29-2019, 05:50 PM
Ignatow

Fucked over rebuilt Dodge.
03-29-2019, 06:17 PM
Sheboon DeLuxe

Pontiac: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.
03-29-2019, 07:28 PM
SC Anemia

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Ford Trucks! My old beater till I sold it a year ago. 42 years old and it NEVER stranded me, ever. One thing about old Detroit iron (actually built in Dearborn), there's a whole lot of iron & steel. Nothing plastic.
03-29-2019, 09:27 PM
White Orchid

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Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe

Pontiac: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.

:rofl
03-29-2019, 09:50 PM
Cracka Jack

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Ford Trucks! My old beater till I sold it a year ago. 42 years old and it NEVER stranded me, ever. One thing about old Detroit iron (actually built in Dearborn), there's a whole lot of iron & steel. Nothing plastic.

Ole "Hee Haul". Runs like a champ. I love my 30 year old Ford truck. Don't see any 30 year old Dodge trucks on the road, ever....

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