I Threw a Fit in a Soul Food Restaurant Today.

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10-04-2019, 05:39 PM
Reverend Diarrhea Williams

I Threw a Fit in a Soul Food Restaurant Today.

A friend from out of town asked me to join her for lunch and it ended up being a nearby Soul Food restaurant praised by several local newspapers in the region. Unfortunately, she directed the conversation toward her hatred of the President. I told her there was good news in that the little girl in Virginia had admitted her Hate Crime Hoax of cutting her braids off, but it wasn't being reported. And I also reassured her that Jussie Smollet was still fighting for the Marginalized people, and went on to state that in Africa, they turn their hair yellow by holding their heads under urinating goats, and also generate lactation by blowing into cows anuses. You could have heard a pin drop. I guess I shouldn't have had nine beers before meeting her at one o'clock.
10-04-2019, 05:46 PM
SC Anemia

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friend from out of town

Dude, you need to adjust your Tinder profile. :lol

JK, but nice...sometimes you need to establish your politics early on or it's gonna be a loooooooong night.

BTW, love the moniker Rev.
10-04-2019, 06:25 PM
Cracka Jack

You should have bitch slapped that ho the moment she suggested the "soul food" kitchen! :lol

Kidding. I don't condone violence!!

Seriously, take some time to examine who your "friends" are.
10-04-2019, 06:30 PM
White Orchid

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Originally Posted by Reverend Diarrhea Williams

A friend from out of town asked me to join her for lunch and it ended up being a nearby Soul Food restaurant praised by several local newspapers in the region. Unfortunately, she directed the conversation toward her hatred of the President. I told her there was good news in that the little girl in Virginia had admitted her Hate Crime Hoax of cutting her braids off, but it wasn't being reported. And I also reassured her that Jussie Smollet was still fighting for the Marginalized people, and went on to state that in Africa, they turn their hair yellow by holding their heads under urinating goats, and also generate lactation by blowing into cows anuses. You could have heard a pin drop. I guess I shouldn't have had nine beers before meeting her at one o'clock.

:rofl

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for that one!
10-15-2019, 09:33 AM
jenkemfactory

Niggers have no souls. We'll call it soul food.
Niggers can't sing for shit. We'll call their singing 'soul'.
Niggers can't speak a human language, we'll call it ebonics.
Niggers are dumb as shit. We'll pretend they're inventors.
10-15-2019, 12:17 PM
Ignatow

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Originally Posted by jenkemfactory

Niggers have no souls. We'll call it soul food.
Niggers can't sing for shit. We'll call their singing 'soul'.
Niggers can't speak a human language, we'll call it ebonics.
Niggers are dumb as shit. We'll pretend they're inventors.

Niggers are animals. Now they think they are our equals.
10-15-2019, 04:46 PM
jenkemfactory

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Originally Posted by Ignatow

Niggers are animals. Now they think they are our equals.

they are equal to shit.