(c)Rapper Drake makes new scented candles that smell like niggers

Drake Made a Candle That Smells Like Drake


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What Do Drake's Candles Smell Like?
Leather, cigar ashes, fresh Nike sneakers, and the beef patties from Bathurst station (if you're from Toronto, you know), are all possible scent stories. But Revolve has spilled the official details.

There appears to be five soy wax candles, all made in Canada (duh!). Each candle comes with a gold marker to personalize the jar. According to Michael Carby's Revolve page, the candles are supposed to launch this holiday season and there's a preview of Carby Musk, Good Thoughts, and Sweeter Tings on Revolve's website. The other two scents come up if you do a Google search.

The candles are all "sold out" but appear to be priced at $48, excluding Carby Musk, which is $80. And yes, one smells like The Boy himself.

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https://www.instyle.com/beauty/fragr...ragrance-house

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Originally Posted by Whitey Ford

Drake Made a Candle That Smells Like Drake


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https://www.instyle.com/beauty/fragr...ragrance-house

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Were the candles made with shit?!

Wait, he makes candles that smell like shit?

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Originally Posted by haywood

Were the candles made with shit?!

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Oh, I didn't see your response. Great minds think alike.

I'm surprised there isn't a candle that smells like fried chicken.

That would get the niggers in the mood for muh dikking.

Good grief! i’m wondering who would even be stupid enough to consider buying a candle that smells like a nigger.I’m sure even niggers don’t like the way niggers smell.

So someone was able to duplicate the smells of public transportation and put them in a candle?

I thought scented candles were meant to smell nice?

I suppose Gwyneth Paltrow broke the mould with her 'This smells like my fish mitten' scented candle and now this nigger is jumping on the bandwagon.

I'm just wondering what ingredients the lab used to emulate the stench of nigger?

Dog farts, burned hair, 6 month old gym socks, morning breath, penis parmesan, fox crap and failure?

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Originally Posted by Odin's balls

I thought scented candles were meant to smell nice?

I suppose Gwyneth Paltrow broke the mould with her 'This smells like my fish mitten' scented candle and now this nigger is jumping on the bandwagon.

I'm just wondering what ingredients the lab used to emulate the stench of nigger?

Dog farts, burned hair, 6 month old gym socks, morning breath, penis parmesan, fox crap and failure?

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Grape Drank?!

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Originally Posted by Odin's balls

I thought scented candles were meant to smell nice?

I suppose Gwyneth Paltrow broke the mould with her 'This smells like my fish mitten' scented candle and now this nigger is jumping on the bandwagon.

I'm just wondering what ingredients the lab used to emulate the stench of nigger?

Dog farts, burned hair, 6 month old gym socks, morning breath, penis parmesan, fox crap and failure?

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You forgot the best ingredient of all: fermented feces from underneath the bed.

That nigger is so phony..

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His father is an African American Catholic (who took off, of course) and his mother is a white Canadian Jew. He was raised by his mother in Forest Hill, an affluent and predominantly Jewish neighborhood in Toronto. He attended Jewish day school, had a Bar Mitzvah at age 13 and observed the Jewish High Holy Days with his mother.

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Any bix nood nigga talk is all learned. Oreao gangsta cRapper!

https://www.biography.com/musician/drake

A candle that smell like KFC, week-old urine/feces stains, a she-nig in heat and smelling like lard oozing from every pore, and a 1970 Pontiac hooptie nigmobile. It'll prove so popular, it'll be the first thing they shoplift.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs

:D

He was the Eminem of the day.

He also had to be high for the first part of that video. Or maybe for the entire video. The TMNT movies make me question the sanity of my generation.