Nigger Jokes (some may be old, but are classics)
What do you call a white surrounded by 5 niggers?
In trouble
What do you call a white surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What do you call 5 dead niggers?
A good start
Why do niggers celebrate the 1st day of every month?
Welfare check day
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
How do you scare a nigger on Halloween?
Come dressed as a job
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"Oh fuck,I set WHO free?
What do you call a nigger driving a Cadillac?
Chauffeur
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin
Why did the nigger cross the road?
To rob the 7-11
What do you call a rich nigger?
Nigger
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him
What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.
Why do white folks shop at a nigger's yard sale?
To get their stuff back
Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire
What do you call a white man driving a black man?
Police officer
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots
How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.
How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.
Why don't niggers play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You have a better chance of finding the holy grail
What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
Gorillas In The Mist.
What do you throw a drowning nigger?
The rest of his family.
Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson?
He promised them jobs.
How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.
What do you do, during a blackout
Light a nigger on fire, for some light
What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger?
You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?
What do you call a nigger after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
Homeless.
How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.
What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
Gifted.
What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
A lepra-coon.
What's the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school?
How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.
How do you save a nigger from drowning?
Why would you?
How do you explain math to a nigger?
If you had 10 bags of crack and I bought 3, how many bags of crack will you have?
What do you call a nigger wearing a suit?
Defendant
What does a nigger call 'fine dining'?
KFC and malt liquor
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You may be a nigger if:
You spent more time in jail, than you did in school
You think a 'grill' is something you put on your teeth
The gold around your neck weighs more than you do
You have kids, just for the welfare checks
You don't have money to pay for your child support, but have enough money for drugs
The most valuable thing you own is a crack pipe
You call graffiti 'urban art'
You can't afford to pay your bills, but can afford a $300 pair of sneakers
You consider any gangsta-rap artists 'heroes'
You consider 'public transportation' to be the back seat of a squad car
You refer to the jail cell as 'your second home'
You've been on Maury Povich more than once, and still can't find the daddy
You have money for drugs and 'bling', but not for child support
You know every officer in your Prescient on a first name basis
You consider KFC and watermelon to be 'fine dining'
You're too poor to pay rent but you wear $300 basketball shoe
You consider 'Jerry Springer' to be quality television
You have your own TV Network, your own radio station, your own College, your own entire month of 'Black History', and you get Affirmative Action privileges, yet still complain about 'equality'
