Longtime lurker checking in...
Greetings fellow chimpers!
Longtime lurker checking in from quite possibly the whitest and reddest places in the United States (woohoo!), which unfortunately is also just an hour and a half away from two of the biggest nigger shitholes in the midwest.
I finally figured out how to register on my mobile (switching to full site mode) the other day while browsing the site during my break after our resident sheboon at work had herself a little chimpout over two pieces of broasted chicken not being the same size. Oh boy did I have a big belly laugh at that one. Luckily, I only know of two nigs in our entire county and the one I have to work with is generally a fairly tame one whose worst offenses are usually limited to excessively loud ooking while speaking. So I have it pretty good.
Anyways, I've got to sign off for now. Time for me to go to work. Millions of niggers on welfare are depending on me.
- Turd Ferguson
