Top 10 Signs You Might Hate Niggers

Top 10 Signs You Might Hate Niggers (A Guide for Liberals)

10. You think affirmative action doesn't go far enough to compensate for the stupidity of colored people.

9. When you see two or more negroes walking in your direction, you get nervous.

8. You thought voting for Obama would appease the jigaboos and stop them from chimping out all the time.

7. The smell of a person of color makes you want to vomit.

6. Trying to translate the niggerbabble of a moon cricket to english is almost impossible for you, and it frustrates you.

5. Your colored boss is a branch manager, but you don't enjoy doing their work all the time because they are so incompetent.

4. You watch what you say around pickaninnies because you are afraid they might assault you.

3. The thought of your daughter dating a nigger buck terrifies you; not because you might have nigger grandchildren, but because you think the nigger will kill your daughter.

2. The thought of having nigger grandchildren gives you panic attacks.

1. You support forced integration, but you won't live next to niggers.

Might?
No. I hate niggers.