Stumpy the wonder sow shopping at walmart
So i swing by one of my many local walmarts to waste some money on cheap junk. A couple lanes over i could hear all this strange clicking and grunting, oooking and eeeking followed by random laughter. I peak around the corner and it is a gaggle of wildly dressed negroes that looked like they just stepped off the slave ship yesterday. They were tinkering around with some toasters that were on display of all things. They were mesmerized and fascinated by the latest white mans magic juju technology. Some tall skinny starvin marvin looking buck was sticking its fingers in the slot then hitting the release lever which makes the toast pop up. Everytime he would jump back and giggle. Plug it in and stick your mudikk in there for some real fun buddy. And the best part. The Queen of the tribe. A tiny fat sow with no legs whatsoever sitting in a wheelchair cackiling out orders in some strange language.
