I gots muh muhhfuggin gunz'n moneez yo!
Sadly, this incident ended peacefully and no animals were harmed in the making of this video:
https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/vide...jdErz6m21cDIQ2
Sometimes I have to wonder who is really behind WSHH. Half the time it seems like they are trying to glorify niggers but everything they show just makes them look like the idiots they are.
^^Computer and handheld device systems reclamation and resale, also, undocumented pharmaceutical distribution specialist.
What, no death-struggle with the cops? Guess he didn't want to go face down on that hot asphalt.
His mother is so upset. No nigger lotto for her.
Welfare has reversed survival-of-the-fittest, and with zero criteria for selecting a mate, the American negro is devolving right before our eyes. They are getting fatter, blacker and uglier, and their females are half man, and going bald. But the most obvious effect is that they are getting dumber each time Shaquanda'Niqua shits out another burden. They flash stolen property, stacks of cash, the gun they used, while wearing the blood splattered clothes they committed the crime in - on the (Insta)'Gram, to get "Clout". The cops in New Orleans looked at their gang nigger block party video on FB, and said : wanted, wanted, felon-in-possession of a firearm, on parole, etc. - for 20 different niggers, got warrants, searched their nests, marched them off to jail. WTF ?
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Nig Orleeunz opened up it's new parish prison a while back to the tune of 20 million if my memory serves me correct. They didn't find out until a few months later that the niggers had figured out a way to walk in and out as they pleased like Otis from the Andy Griffith Show - Just not the one harmless town drunk. They found a door that lead straight to a sidewalk and nobody knew - or gave a shit. These were murderers, rapist, & hardcore thugs using the jail to crash in at night while they continued to deal, steal and hustle whenever they felt like it. It finally took one of them being caught and brought to jail only to find out that the nigger was already in jail - just not in jail.
That sounds a lot like NY jails, where sheboon guards give inmates muh poosie, sail foams, and narcotics.Quote:
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Did you know that you can leave a Yelp review for OPP? No shit, I found this one. There were others talking about how drugs are easier to find inside than out and a lot of other crazy shit.
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You down wit OPP? Yeah you know me... You down wit OPP? Yeah you know me. Who's down wit OPP? Every last homie...
One star if you're stone cold sober, five if you're plumb blitzed off your boobs. So, for the sake of peace and goodwill amongst men, we'll give it three. After all OPP is really in the eye of the inmate... ya heard me?
For all intents and purposes it's fairly difficult for a clean cut law abiding tourist to get arrested in The City That Care Forgot. I, however, managed to pull it off on one fateful Devil's night.
Let me give you a Travelosity style overview. No need for reservations in New Orleans finest establishment. Management will probably find you and offer you a room rather surprisingly and without any deal shopping on your part. That's just how they roll. They will approach you and present you with a welcoming gift, usually a fine piece of jewelery, wristware I believe.
They provide limo service for your convenience with a rather large fleet of vehicles to accommodate your stay most efficiently.
They treat you like a celebrity from the git go. An entourage of escorts, a full on photo shoot and fingerprinting, all inclusive. They even provide complimentary bathrobes. Don't mind the large "inmate" printed on the back. That's just their special word for "guest".
Activities start from the very beginning. My favorite was, what they call, the body cavity search. Sounds quirky, I know. It takes a little more coordination than you might be used to for a group exercise, but hang in there, you'll get it. Don't stress out about terms like "bend over and spread your cheeks" or " lift your nut sack and cough." They just use those to validate your experience. Plus, the twenty other naked men around you are doing it. Don't be a party pooper.
I know it sounds strange, but they make you carry your mattress to your suite. Every business has their niche I guess. I think they just want your stay to be memorable and interactive.
If you're one of those people who love to crank the A/C when you go to bed, your in luck. They keep it nice and crisp. They even keep a little night light on... All fucking night... OOOPS.
Room service comes surprisingly early, however (I like to sleep in) and I couldn't find the "Do Not Disturb" thingy.
If you just aren't having any luck getting a room here, find one of the managers walking around the city. You'll know them by their local garb. It's a blue uniform with a badge and a gun. Isn't that cute? Just approach one of them and piss on their leg or call them an asshole and moon them. It's sort of a secret handshake... You'll get right in.
Rooms seem cheap at first, but prove rather expensive in the end. Just another service to keep you not coming back.
Yes, I once read one for the Fishkill Correctional facility, a medium security prison in NY state. The reviewer felt it only rated two stars.Quote:
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The review you posted is too dark to read for some reason.
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There, I fixed it.
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Clearly he’s a stock broker or a 401K portfolio investor… bahaha! “I love it when a plan comes together!” Too bad nobody had itchy trigger fingers!Quote:
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The result of their room temperature IQ's mixed with an undeveloped frontal lobe!!Quote:
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